# Bio Station Alpha **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [April 22, 2013, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380 "2013-04-22T04:50:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![shadowofneo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/54ee81/32.png) [@shadowofneo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shadowofneo)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/1 "2013-04-22T04:50:53Z")
What’s the deal? Image Fragment/Artifact? I’m sure most of you know by now there is more going on up there than meets the eye or choose some other detection method, however this is what we know/suspect. [Bio Station Alpha](https://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1366&bih=623&q=bio+station+alpha&oq=bio+station+alpha&gs_l=img.3..0j0i24l2.3998.19227.0.20425.17.17.0.0.0.0.161.1606.11j6.17.0...0.0...1ac.1.9.img.1ieQ2sRG-MI) 1. hieroglyphs showing space battles and godly meetings 2. Odd energy signatures and blast patterns all over the world 3. Roswell 4. Kennedy Assassination and alternate timeline hypotheses 5. The Moon Landing 6. Unexplained solar system phenomena (i.e. Saturn’s “portal”, Planet X/Nibiru, Pluto (formerly), The Sun and it’s Quirks as of late) 7. Space Footage, in-station and out 8. Armstrong’s Mars Macro-rail “Slip” 9. General UFO sighting exponential increase 10. Rogue "smart"cosmic bodies (i.e. The Jupiter mass comet strike, The DA14 Event) 11. Bio-station Alpha/Delta/Gamma ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/2 "2013-04-22T05:07:25Z")
Ssshhhhh, it’s a secret. ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/3 "2013-04-22T05:11:02Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Ssshhhhh, it’s a secret. Better not tell him that if you change his Google link to “web” instead of images, the first links that come up are debunkings. From two years ago. ---
**Author:** ![shadowofneo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/54ee81/32.png) [@shadowofneo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shadowofneo)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/4 "2013-04-22T05:14:47Z")
> [@Llama\_Llogophile](#): > > Better not tell him that if you change his Google link to “web” instead of images, the first links that come up are debunkings. From two years ago. Don’t they always “debunk”? ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/5 "2013-04-22T05:19:54Z")
> [@shadowofneo](#): > > Don’t they always “debunk”? If by “they” you mean people who aren’t easily taken in by unlikely nonsense, and by “debunk” we mean providing a reasonable explanation for said nonsense… Then yes, that happens frequently. Also, please tell us what Armstrong’s Mars Macro-rail “Slip” is. Google is apparently in on the cover-up. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/6 "2013-04-22T06:26:55Z")
Bio station alpha is about a dozen pixels. Anyone that is surprised to find that it has rectilinear features is a moron. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/7 "2013-04-22T06:40:34Z")
> [@shadowofneo](#): > > 1. hieroglyphs showing space battles and godly meetings > 2. Odd energy signatures and blast patterns all over the world > 3. Roswell > 4. Kennedy Assassination and alternate timeline hypotheses > 5. The Moon Landing > 6. Unexplained solar system phenomena (i.e. Saturn’s “portal”, Planet X/Nibiru, Pluto (formerly), The Sun and it’s Quirks as of late) > 7. Space Footage, in-station and out > 8. Armstrong’s Mars Macro-rail “Slip” > 9. General UFO sighting exponential increase > 10. Rogue "smart"cosmic bodies (i.e. The Jupiter mass comet strike, The DA14 Event) > 11. Bio-station Alpha/Delta/Gamma Wow, that’s quite the grab bag of loony ideas to wrap up all in a package. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/8 "2013-04-22T07:03:31Z")
This, is going to be, awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/9 "2013-04-22T07:04:25Z")
Not an especially consistent or intercompatible collection either, I’d wager. ---
**Author:** ![shadowofneo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/54ee81/32.png) [@shadowofneo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shadowofneo)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/10 "2013-04-22T07:07:12Z")
sorry apparently it’s Buzz Aldrin, my mistake, i’ll make [it](http://youtu.be/Uvt0DnWg89Y) pretty, i’m bringing it back down in 20 mins just so you know… ---
**Author:** ![shadowofneo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/54ee81/32.png) [@shadowofneo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shadowofneo)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/11 "2013-04-22T07:08:57Z")
the video is live don’t wait long going for a smoke… ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/12 "2013-04-22T07:15:26Z")
Please pick one of those things on your list and present the best argument you have for it. ---
**Author:** ![shadowofneo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/54ee81/32.png) [@shadowofneo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shadowofneo)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/13 "2013-04-22T07:22:17Z")
in an alternate time line to ours kennedy isn’t assassinated, which prompts cuba to fire sooner. thinking alien technology was being exploited (and was/is), earth barely makes it past 1975. i’m sure you can see why i can’t offer much proof, but after a public speech over full alien disclosure everyone goes crazy basically over relgious beliefs, which is odd because that discovery would vindicate all religions ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/14 "2013-04-22T07:39:16Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > Please pick one of those things on your list and present the best argument you have for it. Please don’t. ---
**Author:** ![shadowofneo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/54ee81/32.png) [@shadowofneo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shadowofneo)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/15 "2013-04-22T07:42:12Z")
did you notice the russia meteorite had an inverse trajectory to da14… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/16 "2013-04-22T08:54:52Z")
> [@shadowofneo](#): > > did you notice the russia meteorite had an inverse trajectory to da14… Um, so? Interplanetary debris comes in from more than one angle, that’s not news. All it means is that they weren’t fragments of the same object. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/17 "2013-04-22T12:18:31Z")
> [@shadowofneo](#): > > did you notice the russia meteorite had an inverse trajectory to da14… Do you mean ‘inverse’, or just ‘different’? If the former, please show your workings. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/18 "2013-04-22T12:21:45Z")
> [@clairobscur](#): > > Please don’t. Let me put it this way: a focused debate on one of those topics has slightly more chance of being productive than (the direction this thread appears to be heading) the OP just coughing up one unrelated bit of internet nutwankery after another, and ignoring any questions, failing to engage in discussion etc. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/19 "2013-04-22T13:54:59Z")
**shadowofneo** , if you want us to believe that you are not a computer glitch, you’re going to have to prove that you are a human. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380/20 "2013-04-22T14:33:16Z")
I’m not clear on something, is there a monorail on one of Mars’ moons? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bio-station-alpha/656380.md?page=2)