# BIOLOGY 101--an oral sex tale

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biology-101-an-oral-sex-tale/99843>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 24, 2002, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biology-101-an-oral-sex-tale/99843 "2002-03-24T10:32:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biology-101-an-oral-sex-tale/99843/101 "2002-11-30T22:26:24Z")

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This kills me:

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> Beauregard Parish District Attorney David Burton said the decision was disappointing. Both defense lawyers were pleased with the outcome.

Insightful reporting.

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**Author:** ![Flashpaper\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Flashpaper\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flashpaper_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biology-101-an-oral-sex-tale/99843/102 "2002-12-01T05:21:07Z")

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> He said the accused students repeatedly told the girl “No,” and it was the girl who unzipped their pants and touched them… He said he believes the girl committed a crime, but it was the boys who were charged.

You’ve got to be kidding - Do you suppose the teacher would have noticed a loudly stated “Get your hand off of my crotch!” from one the boys?

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