# Biopsy Monday- Good vibes, please!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biopsy-monday-good-vibes-please/537083>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 23, 2010, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biopsy-monday-good-vibes-please/537083 "2010-04-23T09:47:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![katie1341](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/91b2a8/32.png) [@katie1341](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katie1341)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biopsy-monday-good-vibes-please/537083/1 "2010-04-23T09:47:01Z")

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I’m having my thyroid biopsied Monday. Not a needle biopsy, the cut me open, yank it out and look at it kind. I had a scan a couple of weeks ago that showed that a mass on my thyroid has some of the properties of cancer, but there’s still an 80% chance that it isn’t. Even if it is, it’s very curable.

My level of anxiety about the surgery itself is pretty high. I’m a little freaked out about having my throat cut open. There’s a lot of stuff that I use in there! They will be doing a frozen section while I’m still out so they’ll know right away if it’s cancerous. I have to admit that the thought of everyone in the OP standing around and tapping their feet while I’m lying there with my neck cut open waiting on the biopsy is sort of amusing.

Anyway- I’m (probably unnecessarily) very nervous and I have planned a lot of housecleaning and other activities over the weekend to keep me occupied.

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biopsy-monday-good-vibes-please/537083/2 "2010-04-23T10:11:29Z")

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Don’t worry about the operation itself, I had my parathyroids rummaged about with a few years ago while just sedated and with a local and other than the anasthetologist needing better jokes it was a snap. The only thing you should concern yourself with is the possible tumor.

Here’s hoping it is a benign growth of some sort and nothing serious!

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biopsy-monday-good-vibes-please/537083/3 "2010-04-23T12:51:39Z")

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Scary stuff! Sending good vibes your way.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biopsy-monday-good-vibes-please/537083/4 "2010-04-23T13:03:13Z")

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Good luck!

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**Author:** ![justpassingthrough](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bcef8e/32.png) [@justpassingthrough](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justpassingthrough)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biopsy-monday-good-vibes-please/537083/5 "2010-04-23T13:04:02Z")

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Wishing you and your surgical team a restful weekend and a hiccup-free Monday.

It will be good to be tumor-free.

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**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biopsy-monday-good-vibes-please/537083/6 "2010-04-23T13:14:36Z")

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(((((((((((((((( Sending Good Vibes your way )))))))))))))))))))

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biopsy-monday-good-vibes-please/537083/7 "2010-04-23T22:53:15Z")

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Sending healing thoughts your way.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biopsy-monday-good-vibes-please/537083/8 "2010-04-23T23:56:36Z")

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Good vibes sent!

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biopsy-monday-good-vibes-please/537083/9 "2010-04-24T01:58:48Z")

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Good thoughts going out your way…

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**Author:** ![katie1341](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/91b2a8/32.png) [@katie1341](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katie1341)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biopsy-monday-good-vibes-please/537083/10 "2010-04-24T11:11:58Z")

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Thanks, all. My surgeon’s office called me yesterday to remind me that I have surgery Monday (!) and to ask if I have any last-minute questions about anything. I found that to be very reassuring.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/biopsy-monday-good-vibes-please/537083/11 "2010-04-24T16:42:26Z")

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I hope everything goes well for you.

Good Vibes heading your way.
