# Birds are mammals!!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 31, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126 "2004-10-31T04:37:50Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Sandlegs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sandlegs)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/1 "2004-10-31T04:37:50Z")
Bats are the only mammals that can fly.
the Platypus is the only mammal that lays eggs.
Birds are mammals!
yowza!
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/2 "2004-10-31T04:52:48Z")
I thought they were birds.
Please explain.
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### Author:  [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/3 "2004-10-31T04:53:04Z")
[kindly old codger]
Now, why don’t you just lie down and sleep it off, sonny. We’ll talk about this in the morning, okay?
[/koc]
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### Author:  [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/4 "2004-10-31T04:54:51Z")
Echidnas are also mammals that lay eggs.
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### Author:  [@edwino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwino)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/5 "2004-10-31T04:58:19Z")
I thought birds were actually dinosaurs.
And humans can fly too. Not to mention goats launched out of PVC cannons.
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/6 "2004-10-31T05:00:44Z")
Flying fish!
I saw a firetuck skipping rope.
I forgot a comma, oops.
You… look… mahvalous!
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/7 "2004-10-31T05:02:58Z")
Forgot an r too.
D too.
Fuck…
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### Author:  [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/8 "2004-10-31T05:03:49Z")
Male sea horses give birth.
Is there a point here, somewhere?
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/9 "2004-10-31T05:06:38Z")
Never pour Drano™ on your genitals.
Nor your Gentiles.
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### Author:  [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/10 "2004-10-31T05:07:09Z")
Oy!
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### Author:  [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/11 "2004-10-31T05:08:32Z")
Someone’s been drinking. Quite possibly several someones.
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### Author:  [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/12 "2004-10-31T05:18:02Z")
_sticks tongue out at **Q.E.D.** _ Spoilsport. I’m not so think as you drunk I am.
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/13 "2004-10-31T05:18:17Z")
Class is the drink of the cursing work.
Poor me
Poor me
Poor me
Pour me another shot of whiskey!
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### Author:  [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/14 "2004-10-31T05:25:20Z")
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
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### Author:  [@Sandlegs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sandlegs)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/15 "2004-10-31T05:29:26Z")
i like where this thread is going! keep up the good work!
(it should be a rule that at least one person is sober in a thread…but not me.)
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### Author:  [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/16 "2004-10-31T05:31:49Z")
> [@Maureen](#):
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> _sticks tongue out at **Q.E.D.** _ Spoilsport. I’m not so think as you drunk I am.
I like drunk girls with tongues. 😉
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### Author:  [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/17 "2004-10-31T05:32:19Z")
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
It ain’t me, Sandlegs.
Someone should swear befor this is moved to MPSIMS. Fuck Bush! Man, I can’t remember the last Pit thread that was moved to MPSIMS.
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/18 "2004-10-31T05:35:39Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#):
>
> I like drunk girls with tongues. 😉
The wonderful aftertaste of vomit and stale cigarrets. YUM!
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### Author:  [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/19 "2004-10-31T05:36:43Z")
Hey! I don’t smoke.
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### Author:  [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2004, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birds-are-mammals/272126/20 "2004-10-31T05:42:15Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#):
>
> The wonderful aftertaste of vomit and stale cigarrets. YUM!
How’s a guy s’posed to get any flirting done with images like _that_ in his mind? That’s just like you to take something wonnerful and turn it all ugly like. 😛
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