# Birth Day Boy.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 26, 2012, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836 "2012-03-26T12:07:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/1 "2012-03-26T12:07:45Z")

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I am now officially 72 years old. I still don’t know what I want to be when (Or if) I grow up.

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/2 "2012-03-26T12:18:04Z")

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Happy birthday, **LouisB** - I hope you have a very enjoyable day!

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/3 "2012-03-26T12:21:12Z")

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Never grow up! Happy Birthday Louis.

72 ain’t too shabby, but let’s aim for 100 at least.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/4 "2012-03-26T12:27:48Z")

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Happy Birthday!

There was a time when I thought 72 was pretty old. But the closer I get to it, the younger it seems! 😃

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/5 "2012-03-26T12:28:26Z")

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Happy birthday!

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**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/6 "2012-03-26T12:37:54Z")

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Happy birthday **LouisB**!

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**Author:** ![Corcaigh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Corcaigh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corcaigh)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/7 "2012-03-26T13:10:20Z")

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Happy Birthday!

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/8 "2012-03-26T13:42:01Z")

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Happy birthday dude! You’re as young as my mom.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/9 "2012-03-26T14:12:19Z")

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Only wonderful people were born on this date. I turned 57 today.

Happy Birthday to us!

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/10 "2012-03-26T14:17:47Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Only wonderful people were born on this date. I turned 57 today.

Happy birthday to you too!

Wow, I feel young at 50.

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**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/11 "2012-03-26T15:53:21Z")

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Cheers, LB! What are your plans?

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**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/12 "2012-03-26T15:57:51Z")

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Happy birthday **LouisB** and **silenus**!

LouisB, don’t ever grow up. 🙂

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/13 "2012-03-26T16:02:55Z")

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> [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](#):
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> Cheers, LB! What are your plans?

I plan to live another day but that’s all I feel I can count on.

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**Author:** ![iftheresaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecae2f/32.png) [@iftheresaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iftheresaway)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/14 "2012-03-26T17:04:23Z")

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Happy birthday to you both! Hopefully you get to indulge in something you normally wouldn’t, just so you can feel special.

Question for **LouisB** : do you celebrate your birthday? Even with something as simple as a family dinner or something? I love birthdays, and I know a lot of people don’t celebrate them very much when they get older, but I always hope for a little something to make you feel good on your birthday.

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**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/15 "2012-03-26T17:19:50Z")

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That’s a lot of spankings, **LouisB**. Perhaps we should spread the celebration out over a couple days. Or we can skip the one to grow on.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/16 "2012-03-26T17:40:36Z")

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Happy birthday, **Louis**! I think you should grow up to be a cowboy. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/17 "2012-03-26T17:57:00Z")

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Happy birthday to you  
You live in a shoe  
You look like a monkey  
and you smell like one too!

The worst part of this present is the fact that I’ve never met a tune I couldn’t torture.

Happy birthday\*\* LB and silenus\*\*.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/18 "2012-03-26T17:59:53Z")

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I’ll share something that someone told me on my birthday.

Forget the past, it’s just an illusion.

Forget the future, because it hasn’t happened yet.

And forget the present, I didn’t get you one.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/19 "2012-03-26T18:43:57Z")

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> [@Moonlitherial](#):
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> Happy birthday to you  
> You live in a shoe  
> You look like a monkey  
> and you smell like one too!\<snip\>

This plus one to both of you. 😃

{Sung while bringing out the virtual birthday cake and beer.}

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birth-day-boy/616836/20 "2012-03-26T18:49:41Z")

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> [@LouisB](#):
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> I am now officially 72 years old. I still don’t know what I want to be when (Or if) I grow up.

Oh, NO! I was hoping you got told this when you turned 40. I used to think it was at 35, but now that I’m 37 I know that isn’t true. I have to wait till I’m 75 until they tell me this?

Anyway, Happy Birthday!

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