# Birthday Party on the Dope for swampbear!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 26, 2014, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131 "2014-07-26T23:30:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/21 "2014-07-27T04:29:58Z")
Ok, when do we sing? ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/22 "2014-07-27T04:48:43Z")
I’ve got the candles, we sing when I light them and he blows them out. In one breath. That cake sure is looking good, if I do say so myself. If he’s not here tonight he usually gets up early. We’ll leave the lights out and yell surprise when he stumbles in. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/23 "2014-07-27T08:26:56Z")
I, however, will not be up early. You sing for me, I’ll be back for cake. ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/24 "2014-07-27T08:55:51Z")
I brought ice cream and watermelon and lots of balloons. Happy Birthday **Swampy**!!! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/25 "2014-07-27T09:46:00Z")
I’ll bring a pan or two of [Death Chicken](http://mumpersrecipes.blogspot.com/2008/09/death-chicken.html), altho for such an old geezer, plain oatmeal and warm milk might be less of a strain on his tummy. 😉 Welcome to the 60s, **swampster**! You’re my favoritest old fart, yanno!! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/26 "2014-07-27T10:27:12Z")
Happy Birthday **bear**!!! I got a case of Yuengling, a fifth of Patrón ,and some Chinese BBQ chicken(So he doesn’t have to steal from the General on his birthday). ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/27 "2014-07-27T11:13:29Z")
Awwwww Y’all! First thanks **Baker** for startin’ this and for chocolate cake! YUM! I am picturing this gathering around my cee-mint pond. The neighbors would call the cops, join in, or just move far away. 😃 Then again, all those candles would probably be enough to burn down the 'hood. Thanks everybody for the birthday wishes. Hard to believe I’m about to be the big 6-0. My facebook picture right now is a pic of me at three months. The cutest baby evah is sixty! 😃 Again, thank’s y’all! Y’all make an old fart feel good. ---
**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/28 "2014-07-27T11:47:15Z")
Happy birthday Swampbear! Someone say boom box? Heck, I’ll bring my band for some snappy swing music to dance to. And some more beer. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/29 "2014-07-27T13:51:18Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Y’all make an old fart feel good. After chocolate cake the reverse is gonna be true. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/30 "2014-07-27T15:29:19Z")
Happy Birthday **Swampy** I’ll bring some deviled aigs, N.O.T. salad, and some cole slaw. And some sodas for those who have a looooooong drive home. I promise to leave the fart blossoms home. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/31 "2014-07-27T16:27:11Z")
Good **Sari**. Fart blossoms do not belong at any festive occasion. 😃 All this virtual food and beer sounds awesome! Too bad I just stuffed myself on St. Louis style ribs and bbq chicken at Sonny’s. Partay on Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/32 "2014-07-27T16:56:45Z")
Happy birthday, **swampy**! I’ll be late, have to stop off and pick up a couple of crates of Brewdog’s finest! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/33 "2014-07-27T17:02:20Z")
Happy birthday! I oughtta stop by the whisky distillery. But I’m far too cheap for that. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/34 "2014-07-27T17:46:02Z")
Beer and cookies? Swampy, do you dunk? Happy birthday! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/35 "2014-07-27T20:04:04Z")
> [@Sigmagirl](#): > > Beer and cookies? Swampy, do you dunk? > > Happy birthday! Crunchy oatmeal cookies and chocolate chip cookies are best for dunkin’ in beer. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/36 "2014-07-27T20:08:42Z")
Ill bring a big ol’ platter of wings and blue cheese dressing, good and spicy, for our **Swampy**! Me being from Buffalo an’ all. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/37 "2014-07-27T21:09:03Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Ill bring a big ol’ platter of wings and blue cheese dressing, good and spicy, for our **Swampy**! > > Me being from Buffalo an’ all. Ever noticed how those alleged Buffalo wings taste like chicken? ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/38 "2014-07-27T22:47:51Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Ever noticed how those alleged Buffalo wings taste like chicken? You suggestin’ it’s rattlesnake? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/39 "2014-07-27T22:51:57Z")
Happy Birthday! Congratulations on the major milestone! ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/40 "2014-07-27T23:22:13Z")
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