# Birthday Party on the Dope for swampbear!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 26, 2014, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131 "2014-07-26T23:30:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/41 "2014-07-28T10:34:08Z")
**Pearl** pies _and_ terlet paper? How did you know that’s just what I wanted! 😃 Tomorrow is the official day. I have my rocking chair all ready to place on the front yard so I can yell at all the whippersnappers in the 'hood. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/42 "2014-07-28T10:40:28Z")
I will bring my smoker and as many beer-butt chickens as will fit inside. I’ll also surround his cee-mint pond with nets to keep out the ballistic sharks of you-know-who so the partaaay is not disrupted. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/43 "2014-07-28T10:41:00Z")
Hope your cane is handy - yelling at whippersnappers is much more effective when you’re shaking your walking stick! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/44 "2014-07-28T10:41:50Z")
Happy Birthday! Its morning, so maybe I could bring [taylor-ham-egg-and-cheese-on-a-roll](http://www.roadfood.com/photos/11208.jpg)? (…salt/pepper/ketchup…?) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/45 "2014-07-28T11:49:35Z")
I’ll bring the squid and the goat. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/46 "2014-07-28T11:56:40Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I’ll bring the squid and the goat. The goat we can bbq, but how does one prepare squid? ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/47 "2014-07-28T12:11:54Z")
On birthday, squid prepares YOU. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/48 "2014-07-28T13:00:57Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > The goat we can bbq, but how does one prepare squid? Pool toy, and anti-shark device. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/49 "2014-07-28T14:27:25Z")
Oh yeah, y’all. It’s a good idea to wear shark repellent at my cee-mint pond. It would appear that it’s sharknado central for some reason. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/50 "2014-07-28T14:51:59Z")
With the amount of booze people seem to be bringing I’m thinking along the lines of “Twister” and a bottle of Karo Syrup. Any bets on who gets naked first? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/51 "2014-07-28T15:13:36Z")
Happy Birthday from one **Swamp** to another. I’ll bring the Solo (yellow because you can write your name on’em and I don’t want to pay Toby Keith royalties) cups and the keg of Big Rock Traditional Ale. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/52 "2014-07-28T15:43:56Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > One question, should we just have two candles, a six and a zero, or [COLOR=“DarkOrange”]should we make him blow out 60 little straight candles[/COLOR]? I vote for the latter. Imma gonna bring a firetwuck; that much flame is a safety hazard. ---
**Author:** ![jayrey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jayrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayrey)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/53 "2014-07-28T16:20:30Z")
I make a killer potato-onion-bacon salad, that goes real good with beer and sausage? Who is bringing the sausage? Happy Birthday, Swampy. Here’s to many, many more! ---
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/54 "2014-07-28T18:38:54Z")
I will bring homemade pee-kahn pie and 2 pounds of bacon. Must have sweets after salt! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/55 "2014-07-28T19:58:47Z")
MMMMM… pee-kahn pie and bacon! Plus, did I hear snausage? We got snausage? Thanks y’all again, for all the bday wishes. Makes an old fart feel good, it does! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/56 "2014-07-28T20:07:41Z")
Of course, at your advanced age, you’ll have to read this whole thread tomorrow because your memory… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/57 "2014-07-28T21:35:28Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Of course, at your advanced age, you’ll have to read this whole thread tomorrow because your memory… 😉 What thread! Dagnabbit woman what are you carryin’ on about! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/58 "2014-07-29T08:50:38Z")
Today is the actual day! Does everyone have enough to eat and drink? HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWAMPBEAR! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/59 "2014-07-29T09:15:18Z")
Happy Birthday **swampy**!!! ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/60 "2014-07-29T09:43:15Z")
Happy birthday! My fella hit 60 the other day and I couldn’t be with him to celebrate, but we had a party in absentia, and I have a ton of mushroom turnovers made up that go great with beer! Oh, and I brought the garbage bags too since I usually help clean up! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131.md?page=4)