# Birthday Party on the Dope for swampbear!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 26, 2014, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131 "2014-07-26T23:30:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/61 "2014-07-29T10:03:05Z")

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Yep, this is the big day. Rah! To celebrate, I shall go to work. 😃

Thanks again **Baker** and everybody for all the birthday wishes.

I started a thread to wish happy birthday to all my Doper July 29er brothers and sisters. Y’all go wish all of 'em a happy birthday too.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/62 "2014-07-29T13:25:24Z")

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_ **Happy Birthday, swampbear!** _

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/63 "2014-07-29T14:07:10Z")

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_ **Happy Swampy Birthday!!!** _

and no I’m not singing again

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/64 "2014-07-29T16:54:46Z")

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Happy one Swampykins!!! And my God bless us all by giving you many many more.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/65 "2014-07-29T17:06:54Z")

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**Happy Swampday!**

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/66 "2014-07-29T17:38:47Z")

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Thanks again for all the wishes! I got the afternoon off from work. Plus, the squeeze is bringing me General Tso’s Chicken and staying the night. A not too shabby birthday!

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/67 "2014-07-29T18:35:15Z")

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Happy birthday to you!  
Happy birthday to you!  
Something something, dear Swampy,  
Happy birthday to you!

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/68 "2014-07-29T21:12:52Z")

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Damn this is the longest birthday party ever. I just ran out and came back with a huge bottle of aspirin.

\*\*\*HAPPY SWAMPY DAY

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**Author:** ![Grrlbrarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrlbrarian/32/4048_2.png) [@Grrlbrarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrlbrarian)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/69 "2014-07-29T21:22:05Z")

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_ **Happy Birthday, Swampy!** _

Bringing some fresh-cut pineapple, tortilla chips and fresh-made pico de gallo, and a quart of JK Williams’ finest apple pie moonshine. What’s a birthday without a little shine?!? 😃

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/70 "2014-07-29T21:48:12Z")

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> [@Grrlbrarian](#):
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> _ **Happy Birthday, Swampy!** _
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> Bringing some fresh-cut pineapple, tortilla chips and fresh-made pico de gallo, and a quart of JK Williams’ finest apple pie moonshine. What’s a birthday without a little shine?!? 😃

Shine! That stuff is soooooooooooooo gooooooooood!

I have General Tso’s Chicken and the squeeze. All is good. 😃

Thanks again for all the Happy Birthday wishes. Dopers are the bestest!!!

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/71 "2014-07-29T23:48:21Z")

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Swampy, I was impressed when you blew out the candles. Lots of hot air there!😃

Geez, we are swimming in alcohol and food. Wait, I’m saying that like it’s a bad thing.

Burp, those chicken wings someone brought were tasty, and just now I’m licking the last of the chocolate frosting from my plate.

Who’s going to help clean up later?

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2014, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/72 "2014-07-29T23:50:41Z")

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_::checks watch::_ Whoa! Look at the time. G’night all! _:: puts the Jazzy on full rabbit and gets the hell outta there::_

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/73 "2014-07-30T00:29:03Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> _::checks watch::_ Whoa! Look at the time. G’night all! _:: puts the Jazzy on full rabbit and gets the hell outta there::_

😃

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/74 "2014-07-30T02:29:45Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> With the amount of booze people seem to be bringing I’m thinking along the lines of “Twister” and a bottle of Karo Syrup. Any bets on who gets naked first?

Everyone leaving?

:slinks away naked:

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/75 "2014-07-30T10:21:38Z")

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It’s gonna take me weeks to clean up this mess! 'Twas a fun partay though. Thanks for all the birthday wishes and a most excellent virtual party. 😃

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/76 "2014-07-30T12:39:10Z")

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> [@Buttercup\_Smith](#):
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> Everyone leaving?
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> :slinks away naked:

Pictures!

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/77 "2014-07-30T21:14:48Z")

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_snorts:_

Huh, whazzat, where am I? OMG, the party is over? Make that cat quit stomping it’s feet, will you? Sheesh, I’m supposed to be at work… several hours ago.

What the heck, we all had fun, and **swampy** , I’ll help you clean up. Thanks for moving me into the closet so I wouldn’t be conspicuous.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/birthday-party-on-the-dope-for-swampbear/694131/78 "2014-07-30T21:17:12Z")

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**Baker** that was you I heard in the closet? What a relief! I thought the evil monkey had returned. 😃

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