# Bitch Ass Mother Fucking Coward **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 2, 2020, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042 "2020-08-02T03:29:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/1 "2020-08-02T03:29:22Z")
This Bitch Ass Mother Fucking Coward turned in by his own grandmother. You know you’re truly a piece of dumbass good-for-nothing no good ass piece of dogshit that should be beaten into other than nothing cunt soup when your own grandmother turns you in to the po-po. Hahahahhahahahahaha What a fucking God Damn small-dicked loser!!! I guarantee this little pussy is a fucking virgin!!! > **[Portland protester outed by his own grandmother after she identified him as...](https://www.foxnews.com/us/portland-protester-outed-grandmother-alleged-bomber)** > > A Portland protester was outed by his own grandmother after she identified him by the protective vest he wore and that could be seen in video footage -- a vest she bought him, according to reports. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/2 "2020-08-02T05:28:43Z")
You’ll cream your jeans at this one then: [Protester shot in head while his hands were in the air; suffers fractured skull](https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2020/07/police-shoot-portland-protester-in-head-with-impact-weapon-causing-severe-injuries.html) Fuckin’ great, eh? ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/3 "2020-08-02T05:30:11Z")
Your link doesn’t work, that’s a bit of a letdown. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/4 "2020-08-02T05:36:06Z")
Fixed it for you, as I imagine you’d like to spank your monkey to it. Here’s another for you to laugh at: [Disabled man in wheelchair shot by police](https://7news.com.au/news/world/new-details-after-disabled-man-in-wheelchair-allegedly-shot-in-face-by-police-c-1084035) > “As we were being boxed in on Broadway & 5th Street to be arrested, LAPD decided that a completely unarmed homeless man in a wheelchair that had NOTHING to do with our protest was somehow a threat. They proceeded to inappropriately shoot “non-lethal” rounds directly at his face” Nice picture of him bleeding out of his eye for you to chortle at, you sick fuck. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/5 "2020-08-02T05:39:07Z")
Eh, he’s alive ain’t he? fucking white privileged fucker. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/6 "2020-08-02T06:03:36Z")
Angling for the full banning or just a suspension @pool? One quatloo that pool must be destroyed . . . 'cause no one has change, not even for a quatloo, during the pandemic. CMC ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/7 "2020-08-02T06:05:46Z")
Bestill thy loins, cumbersome crow I yearn for neither suspension or banning. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/8 "2020-08-02T06:28:55Z")
> [@pool](#): > > Your link doesn’t work Lying shithead. Or, maybe you are just so breathtakingly stupid that you cannot figure out how to follow a link. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/9 "2020-08-02T06:30:00Z")
I guess you missed his post where he said he fixed the link, though it was still under a paywall when I last clicked it you dumb fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/10 "2020-08-02T06:52:20Z")
Help, help! Someone’s drowning AND being repressed! 🙄 Fucking snowflake babies. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/11 "2020-08-02T07:01:09Z")
Quiet you cum stain. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/12 "2020-08-02T07:03:50Z")
(Pssst! Cum stains SPEAK to this guy.) Sometimes drug overdoses aren’t all bad. Just puttin’ that out there. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/13 "2020-08-02T07:04:55Z")
Hey I found out recently you swim in a corkscrew motion. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/14 "2020-08-02T07:06:13Z")
Cool. I’m a sperm. Swimming in a corkscrew. Not resetting goalposts and spouting CTs. I must be a good sperm! ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/15 "2020-08-02T07:09:52Z")
The only goalpost is between your Mom’s legs. And we both know you crossed that a long time ago. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/16 "2020-08-02T07:13:16Z")
Ha! This whole sperm comparison is making my imagination run wild. I’m seeing a microscopic ejaculation, many sperm swimming in a corkscrew fashion except for a few (who seem to have microscopic red hats on) swimming in circles, bumping into each other, claiming how fertilization is a hoax, women can control sperm by crossing their legs, but so can men, so both sides do it… Ugh. Pool-dude, just go to bed and sleep it off. Or stay away from all the chlorine products you must inhale (possibly on purpose) during a regular cement-pond cleaning shift. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/17 "2020-08-02T07:15:15Z")
Put the microscope down your drunk, those are sea monkeys. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/18 "2020-08-02T07:16:29Z")
Do you contribute anything? You were the first poster I put on ignore, because the first post I saw from you was just this stupidly antagonizing bullshit. It took Pabitel (Dale Sams) several posts before they got on there. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/19 "2020-08-02T07:18:56Z")
Hey, you read my thread. Now I’ve read _your_ thread, and believe me, it’s a low point for this week. Not the story, but you. Re: the story, it’s a little confusing because the lady’s name is Fox. So you have a Fox story and they keep on saying “Fox said…” “Fox told…” etc. Fox didn’t even get the scoop. ~Max ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042/20 "2020-08-02T07:19:12Z")
I love that we have finally found an answer to how vile do you want to be. I want to go to sleep but watching this meltdown in real time is too much fun. The only thing that would improve this thread is video [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-ass-mother-fucking-coward/917042.md?page=2)