# BITCH DIET! (and your contributions for badly-named products)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-diet-and-your-contributions-for-badly-named-products/181108>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 11, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-diet-and-your-contributions-for-badly-named-products/181108 "2003-06-11T14:34:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-diet-and-your-contributions-for-badly-named-products/181108/1 "2003-06-11T14:34:01Z")

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[Bitch Diet](http://www.vitalinpetfood.co.uk/bd.html).

Hur Hur

One of the companies that I support is a pet products supplier, they got sent a sample of this stuff and I just can’t help finding it really funny.

Bitch diet.

Bwahahahaah.

What other products are there that could have done with just a little more thought applied to the identity. (Pocari Sweat will be one of them, I’m sure)

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-diet-and-your-contributions-for-badly-named-products/181108/2 "2003-06-11T17:41:41Z")

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{everyone runs over to [www.engrish.com](http://www.engrish.com) to look up bad names, especially for food items}

[This appears to be yogurt](http://engrish.com/snacks/source/eat_me.html)

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-diet-and-your-contributions-for-badly-named-products/181108/3 "2003-06-11T17:51:24Z")

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HEY! Dang over-anxious hamsters grabbed the post right out of my hands, unfinished.

[Eat this and blow chunks later?](http://engrish.com/snacks/source/bakedchunk.html)

[I don’t like creepy food.](http://engrish.com/drinks/source/creap.html)

[Kiss my trash!](http://engrish.com/household/source/kisass.html)

[This is claimed to be a notebook.](http://engrish.com/recent/source/bangfeces.html)

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-diet-and-your-contributions-for-badly-named-products/181108/4 "2003-06-11T18:34:43Z")

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The thread title made me think of this:

Toy manufacturer Tomy makes a line of tiny RC racers they have branded:

**BitChar-G**

There’s a computer/electronics store in my neighborhood that has a bunch of the packages on display, which never fails to turn my head.

[Here’s a small picture of one of the boxes.](http://www.goblindirect.com/assets/gifs/productImages/bitCharGSkyLine3.jpg) The “BitCh” seems more prominent in their chosen font, somehow.