# Bitch I Stole Yo Purse **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 19, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316 "2008-02-19T23:18:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/1 "2008-02-19T23:18:41Z")
[_and_ yo man](http://youtube.com/watch?v=bL-iWz2VhTw). ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/2 "2008-02-19T23:24:26Z")
God, how dreadful. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/3 "2008-02-19T23:25:16Z")
Damn it mom, I told you no more videos. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/4 "2008-02-19T23:29:58Z")
God help me, I laughed. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/5 "2008-02-19T23:37:23Z")
Her mother must be very proud. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/6 "2008-02-19T23:39:16Z")
I like the Frenchie. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/7 "2008-02-19T23:55:20Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] God, how dreadful. [/QUOTE] Philistine. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/8 "2008-02-20T00:09:39Z")
I mean dreadful in a good way. Like stinky burnt cheese. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/9 "2008-02-20T00:15:44Z")
[Still my favorite](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMlPVpXtkJY) ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/10 "2008-02-20T00:42:37Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] I mean dreadful in a good way. Like stinky burnt cheese. [/QUOTE] Oh. All right then. ::: eyes **Liberal** suspiciously ::: ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/11 "2008-02-20T01:34:33Z")
[QUOTE=Otto] [_and_ yo man](http://youtube.com/watch?v=bL-iWz2VhTw). [/QUOTE] FYI, the OP links directly to a sound file. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/12 "2008-02-20T02:50:08Z")
Wendy should stick to Ho-ing, because that was, as Simon Cowell would say, hideous. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/13 "2008-02-20T02:55:05Z")
It’s so sad when people don’t appreciate good art. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/14 "2008-02-20T03:40:44Z")
That was…something. I’m certainly passing that on to everyone I know, that’s for damned sure. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/15 "2008-02-20T04:49:48Z")
So, what kind of parent would I be if I linked that to my daughter? …if she doesn’t learn it at home, she’ll just pick it up on the streets. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/16 "2008-02-20T11:20:23Z")
[QUOTE=Otto] It’s so sad when people don’t appreciate good art. [/QUOTE] Oh, I appreciate it alright. I just don’t like it. ---
**Author:** ![EsotericEnigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e274bd/32.png) [@EsotericEnigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EsotericEnigma)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/17 "2008-02-20T12:08:09Z")
I got through 57 seconds! On an unrelated note, does anyone have a good method to clean vomit out of a keyboard? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/18 "2008-02-20T15:42:02Z")
[QUOTE=EsotericEnigma] I got through 57 seconds! On an unrelated note, does anyone have a good method to clean vomit out of a keyboard? [/QUOTE] You could wipe it up with yo purse, 'cept I stole it. ---
**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/19 "2008-02-20T15:42:35Z")
Great, I think I lost what few, precious brain cells I had remaining after watching that. And ditto on the vomit. ---
**Author:** ![chocolatefrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/41988e/32.png) [@chocolatefrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chocolatefrog)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/20 "2008-02-20T17:57:59Z")
I think I managed to make it ten times worse by opening Britney’s Gimme More in another tab at the same time. I’m a sucker for pain, yes I am. Gimme more bitch I stole yo’ purse gimme more gimme more ring a ling a ling 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316.md?page=2)