# Bitch I Stole Yo Purse **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 19, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316 "2008-02-19T23:18:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/21 "2008-02-20T18:20:06Z")
[QUOTE=chocolatefrog] I think I managed to make it ten times worse by opening Britney’s Gimme More in another tab at the same time. [/QUOTE] Oh honey, there’s a rumor that [Kevin Aviance](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Aviance) will be doing a cover of “Gimme More” for an upcoming [Jonny McGovern](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_McGovern) project which I am praying is true because that would be _fierce_. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/22 "2008-02-20T18:29:48Z")
It’s no [Smell Yo Dick](http://youtube.com/watch?v=8VhPHtKinmA). ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/23 "2008-02-20T18:37:00Z")
Ah, more stinky burnt cheese. ---
**Author:** ![atomicbadgerrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@atomicbadgerrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atomicbadgerrace)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/24 "2008-02-20T18:58:36Z")
Absolutely great. > **[Featured Content on Myspace](https://myspace.com/discover/featured)** > > Featured Content on Myspace The AIDS Gamble samples Kenny Rogers. I love it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/25 "2008-02-20T19:03:47Z")
[“Cameltoe”](http://youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0x6wI) still reigns supreme. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/26 "2008-02-20T19:08:00Z")
[QUOTE=atomicbadgerrace] The AIDS Gamble samples Kenny Rogers. I love it. [/QUOTE] That one’s good but I like “Fuck Me” (or, in MySpace-speak, “Fuch Me”) better. Wendy sings about all the places, times and ways you can fuck her, to the tune of “Get Here” by Oleta Adams. Can’t wait for the CD to arrive! ---
**Author:** ![atomicbadgerrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@atomicbadgerrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atomicbadgerrace)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/27 "2008-02-20T19:10:32Z")
[QUOTE=Otto] That one’s good but I like “Fuck Me” (or, in MySpace-speak, “Fuch Me”) better. Wendy sings about all the places, times and ways you can fuck her, to the tune of “Get Here” by Oleta Adams. Can’t wait for the CD to arrive! [/QUOTE] You ordered it, too? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/28 "2008-02-20T19:34:20Z")
[QUOTE=atomicbadgerrace] You ordered it, too? [/QUOTE] Oh hell yes. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/29 "2008-02-20T19:48:12Z")
[QUOTE=astro] [Still my favorite](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMlPVpXtkJY) [/QUOTE] The golf sweaters were a nice touch. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![atomicbadgerrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@atomicbadgerrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atomicbadgerrace)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/30 "2008-02-20T19:54:27Z")
[QUOTE=Otto] Oh hell yes. [/QUOTE] I don’t think [Cupid You So Stoopit](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U006kLSX-w4&feature=related) is on there, which is kind of depressing. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/31 "2008-02-20T20:33:21Z")
Stop. Stop posting to this thread. I feel compelled to watch these videos (even though I remember the Fannypack song. Just don’t find the video to “I Hate My Baba Mama”. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/32 "2008-02-20T20:41:11Z")
Ooh! I need to find some Shirley Q. Liquor videos for this thread! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/33 "2008-02-20T20:51:43Z")
Er…Baby Mama. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/34 "2008-02-20T20:56:11Z")
Nevermind. Found it [here](http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZrWIlRC-hdc) . ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/35 "2008-02-20T21:07:03Z")
[QUOTE=Otto] It’s so sad when people don’t appreciate good art. [/QUOTE] Art? _That_ was not art. _Desperate Living_ by John Waters was art. RuPaul was art. _That_ was a back alley Home Depot caulk tit job. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/36 "2008-02-20T21:53:01Z")
S. Q. Liquor, as promised: [Who is my baby daddy?](http://www.sendthisnow.com/html/babydaddy.html) ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/37 "2008-02-20T21:58:04Z")
Fake fur is attempted murder. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/38 "2008-02-20T22:39:35Z")
Should I crack up? Should I be really scared of her? Can I do both? Other than that, anything about handbags is okay with me. ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/39 "2008-02-21T07:50:33Z")
I read the comments for the Wendy Ho video on YouTube. It seems half the people who commented didn’t realize it’s a joke. And a damn funny one. ---
**Author:** ![atomicbadgerrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@atomicbadgerrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atomicbadgerrace)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/40 "2008-02-21T07:56:18Z")
I really want to see one of her live performances. I might even pay. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316.md?page=3)