# Bitch I Stole Yo Purse **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 19, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316 "2008-02-19T23:18:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/41 "2008-02-21T08:13:00Z")
[QUOTE=astro] [Still my favorite](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMlPVpXtkJY) [/QUOTE] I have that on my cell phone so that I can convert more people to its evil. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/42 "2008-02-21T11:54:45Z")
Damn… I thought only Jane Fonda could use THAT word! ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/43 "2008-02-21T13:40:19Z")
[QUOTE=chocolatefrog] I think I managed to make it ten times worse by opening Britney’s Gimme More in another tab at the same time. [/QUOTE] As Douglas Adams wrote for the Infocom “interactive fiction game” version of _The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy_: “With an effort for which Hercules himself would have patted you on the pack, you grit your teeth and enjoy the stuff.” (Which, on a tangential note, I was amazed to discover now has a free on-line portal for [playing it here](http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/game_nolan.shtml). Awesome!) ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/44 "2008-02-21T15:46:52Z")
[QUOTE=atomicbadgerrace] I really want to see one of her live performances. I might even pay. [/QUOTE] How you gonna pay? She stole yo purse! ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/45 "2008-02-21T16:02:17Z")
[QUOTE=pravnik] How you gonna pay? She stole yo purse! [/QUOTE] But she shook the purse out and left the shit on the lawn. Why does no one understand that? She only stole the purse, and only because the bitch didn’t _deserve_ such a nice purse. She didn’t steal any of the stuff _in_ the purse (like for example the bitch’s muthafuckin’ cell phone, rang a lang a lang). ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/46 "2008-02-23T20:29:58Z")
[QUOTE=atomicbadgerrace] I don’t think [Cupid You So Stoopit](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U006kLSX-w4&feature=related) is on there, which is kind of depressing. [/QUOTE] It took me an embarassing amount of time to twig to the fact that it’s not a Valentine’s Day song - it covers all of February. ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316/47 "2008-02-23T22:38:02Z")
[QUOTE=Cat Fight] It’s no [Smell Yo Dick](http://youtube.com/watch?v=8VhPHtKinmA). [/QUOTE] Beat me to it. ☹ [QUOTE=Guinastasia] [“Cameltoe”](http://youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0x6wI) still reigns supreme. [/QUOTE] You too ☹ [QUOTE=Otto] It’s so sad when people don’t appreciate good art. [/QUOTE] Like [Samwell](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-purse/438316.md?page=2)