# Bitch, I stole yo' sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-sequential-threads/438867>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 23, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-sequential-threads/438867 "2008-02-23T18:43:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-sequential-threads/438867/1 "2008-02-23T18:43:47Z")

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I know it’s just my dirty mind, but these two jumped off the screen at me:

**Fathers and daughters**

\*\*What are your relationship “red flags”? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-sequential-threads/438867/2 "2008-02-23T18:55:04Z")

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I have one, but it’s not as funny:

\*\*Atheists, would this bother you?

Cleaning/changing kitty litter\*\*

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-i-stole-yo-sequential-threads/438867/3 "2008-02-23T19:00:34Z")

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**What nifty doohickey does my new college kid need?**

\*\*“How could anybody be &@#$\*ing STUPID enough to buy that and breathe?” products \*\*