# Bitch Queen **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 24, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728 "2005-02-24T17:08:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/1 "2005-02-24T17:08:56Z")
OK Lizzy, just go to your damn sons wedding, and stop being such a bitch to them. Sure they have both been married before, and sure it wont be in a Church, but still… Who do you think you are anyway, Queen of the f’n universe, I think not. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/2 "2005-02-24T17:12:51Z")
Yeah, you ignorant bitch queen! Wait a minute. Why is she a bitch queen again? ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/3 "2005-02-24T17:20:33Z")
You’re pitting **Ayesha?** ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/4 "2005-02-24T17:29:35Z")
The extrapolation I must now perform may make my head a splode, stand back. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/5 "2005-02-24T17:32:49Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > You’re pitting **Ayesha?** Yeah, what did I do to you ? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/6 "2005-02-24T17:56:13Z")
. . . the fuck, **Bippy**? Chuck and 'Milla have made it very clear that they don’t want a spectacle made out of their wedding. Chuck knows very well that making a huge to-do over it will alienate a lot of Brits, and wants to keep the civil ceremony as low-key as possible. HM has acceeded to their wishes. She’ll be at the Church blessing ceremony. Where’s the bitchiness here? ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/7 "2005-02-24T17:58:23Z")
Dude, I’m no big supporter of the monarchy, and even _I_ find that harsh. I’ll support Prince William any day of the week, though. Mrrrrrowr. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/8 "2005-02-24T18:06:03Z")
Um… I haven’t a fucking clue what is going on here, and I loathe being a junior mod, but isn’t there a reason why we keep personal matters like this apparently is off the boards? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/9 "2005-02-24T18:06:13Z")
Although I think it’s reasonable for the Queen not to attend the civil ceremony for the reasons that have been expressed (not wanting to make it a big spectacle), this whole thing looks very jerry-rigged. Why don’t they just go to Scotland like the last time this came up? He _is_ Prince and Grand Steward thereof. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/10 "2005-02-24T18:09:57Z")
This _has_ to be the most surreal thread of the week. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/11 "2005-02-24T18:13:15Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > Um… I haven’t a fucking clue what is going on here, and I loathe being a junior mod, but isn’t there a reason why we keep personal matters like this apparently is off the boards? It wouldn’t be personal matters unless **Bippy** ’s a member of the British royal family. Check the recent newspapers for the scandal about the Queen not attending Prince Charles’s and Camilla’s wedding. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/12 "2005-02-24T18:15:50Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > Um… I haven’t a fucking clue what is going on here, and I loathe being a junior mod, but isn’t there a reason why we keep personal matters like this apparently is off the boards? Lizzie==Her Royal Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith. Not exactly personal. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/13 "2005-02-24T19:02:46Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > It wouldn’t be personal matters unless **Bippy** ’s a member of the British royal family. Check the recent newspapers for the scandal about the Queen not attending Prince Charles’s and Camilla’s wedding. 😉 Man, I just knew I should have picked up a copy of _The National Enquirer_ when I was at the grocery store the other day. Anywho, I don’t think I’ve been whooshed this bad since I saw the blue angels. ---
**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/14 "2005-02-24T19:21:25Z")
Here’s a link: [Queen not going to Charles wedding](http://www-cgi.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/02/22/royal.bestman/). ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/15 "2005-02-24T19:23:11Z")
Oh jesus, I got whooshed and I enjoyed it. 😕😃 The \*real \* Queen. Got it. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/16 "2005-02-24T19:29:50Z")
Whoosh-slut. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/17 "2005-02-24T19:50:18Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > I’ll support Prince William any day of the week, though. Mrrrrrowr. 😉 MINE! Grrrrrrr… ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/18 "2005-02-24T21:06:49Z")
I’ll take Harry. Boy needs a ball-gag and a spankin’. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/19 "2005-02-24T21:54:26Z")
Get a room, you hussies. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/20 "2005-02-24T21:57:52Z")
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