# Bitch Queen **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 24, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728 "2005-02-24T17:08:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/41 "2005-02-25T18:03:02Z")
. . .they’ve forgotten the tune that their whiskey voice croaks splitting the night with the roar of their jokes . . . ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/42 "2005-02-25T18:04:00Z")
> [@Fuji Kitakyusho](#): > > Queen Elizabeth II is, among other things, the head of the church. As such, attending (and consequently, condoning) civil marriage ceremonies puts her at a conflict of interest, does it not? Why would it? She’s also the head of the civil government. I don’t think the CoE has anything to say about the existence of civil marriage, apart from its suitability for certain specific circumstances. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/43 "2005-02-25T19:51:05Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#): > > I’ll take Harry. Boy needs a ball-gag and a spankin’. Hell ye– Ahem… uh… yeah. So about the Queen… ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/44 "2005-02-25T20:31:33Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > MINE! Grrrrrrr… We could share… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/45 "2005-02-25T21:08:55Z")
> [@andros](#): > > . . .they’ve forgotten the tune > that their whiskey voice croaks > splitting the night > with the roar of their jokes . . . :dubious: Well, that’s quite a hijack as it’s not only not Hunky Dory, it’s not even Bowie (orginally). But I’ll forgive you as I’ve always loved that song (And actually got it put of the jukebox of a bar I used to hang out in.) And really, I just came in because I was so delighted a thread about Prince Charles degenerated into quotations of Bowie lyrics (and yes, I automatically transposed the thread title too.) But just to get things back on track, some more pertaint lyrics: Her Majesty is a pretty nice girl but she doesn’t have a lot to say Her Majesty is a pretty nice girl but she changes from day to day I’m gonna tell her that I love her a lot but I gotta get a belly full of wine Her Majesty is a pretty nice girl someday I’m gonna make her mine oh yeah, someday I’m gonna make her mine. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/46 "2005-02-25T21:10:40Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > We could share… 😉 Now **there’s** a porn video I’d like to see! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/47 "2005-02-25T21:12:04Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > We could share… 😉 Eh, I guess you can have him, **Ky**. I’m pretty sure he takes more after his Uncle Andy than his Uncle Eddie anyway… _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/48 "2005-02-25T21:12:51Z")
> [@essvee](#): > > Hey case, I once heard Barbra Steisand have a go at that number. Excruciating. My ears! The fingers, they do nothing! ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/49 "2005-02-25T21:33:14Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > Now **there’s** a porn video I’d like to see! 😃 _gasp_ **POLY!** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/50 "2005-02-25T22:44:33Z")
If this ain’t an occasion that screams Vegas wedding chapel, I don’t know what does. They’re not spring chickens anymore, it’s their second marriage each, their mother won’t attend…hell, they should just fly to Vegas and spare the poor bastard whose job it is to figure out whether Camilla ranks high enough to be seated next to Charles but ahead of William. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/51 "2005-02-26T00:57:20Z")
> [@betenoir](#): > > :dubious: Well, that’s quite a hijack as it’s not only not Hunky Dory, it’s not even Bowie (orginally). Pfft. It’s only a hijack if it’s successful. It wasn’t. I tried. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/52 "2005-02-26T15:31:59Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Pfft. It’s only a hijack if it’s successful. It wasn’t. I tried. 😃 Well…here…maybe this bit can bridge the gap : Yeah, they’ve bargained their virtue Their goodness all gone For a few dirty coins Well he just can’t go on Throws his nose to the sky And he aims it up above And he pisses like I cry On the unfaithful love 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/53 "2005-03-02T00:31:00Z")
URL=http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=7774352]She’s going mad, I tell you P.S. (yes I know its the government that decides who gets nighthoods)[ ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728/54 "2005-03-02T10:31:19Z")
> [@sinical brit](#): > > \ Ink a dink a dink - its Harry not Henry - oh and whats a “lowly peon” ???\ Pssst. Prince Harry is actually christened [Henry](http://www.royal.gov.uk/output/Page465.asp) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-queen/291728.md?page=2)