# Bitch Slap **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-slap/31560 "2000-08-31T23:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-slap/31560/21 "2000-09-01T15:53:15Z")
No one who likes “The Princess Bride” can be totally evil. Hmmm…not a bad sig. Yet, Lifetime did have the movie “Spy” which was pretty cool. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-slap/31560/22 "2000-09-01T16:28:35Z")
Again, are you going to listen to a couple bitches who can’t even spell (TalkinSquirrel and Aglarond) who propose the backhand, or a people who are _literate_ in the bitch-slapping arts (TwistofFate and myself)? The bitch slap is most definitely a forehand. Fuckin’ rookies! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-slap/31560/23 "2000-09-01T16:29:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Talkinsquirrel \* > \*\* > > 1. And always remember to leave with a cool parting phrase. > > And that is how to do a bitch slap. \*\* OK… I think I got it, I’ve been practicing on make believe bitches. Shadow Bitch Slapping if you will. I don’t have any parting comments though! What would be a cool thing to say?? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-slap/31560/24 "2000-09-01T17:03:25Z")
“Try puttin’ _that_ on Lifetime.” ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-slap/31560/25 "2000-09-01T17:30:35Z")
Doesn’t like the Princess Bride!!! Throw her off the cliffs of insanity! ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-slap/31560/26 "2000-09-01T17:38:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Again, are you going to listen to a couple bitches who can’t even spell (TalkinSquirrel and Aglarond) who propose the backhand Bitch don’t make me slap you around like my red headed step child. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-slap/31560/27 "2000-09-01T18:09:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Talkinsquirrel \* > \*\* > Bitch don’t make me slap you around like my red headed step child. \*\* You keep talkin’ like a bitch and I’m gonna slap you like one! ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-slap/31560/28 "2000-09-01T18:25:04Z")
You don’t want none of this little man. Trust me. Now why dont ya go and run home to your little lady before ya get hurt? Thats a good boy. ::pats demo’s head:: ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-slap/31560/29 "2000-09-01T19:19:20Z")
> [@](#): > > “Try puttin’ that on Lifetime.” Or (as you stub out your cigarrette and put on your sunglasses), if you want to come with the clever specificity, something like, “Your bed’s burning, Farrah. Might want to see to it,” and walk away. ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-slap/31560/30 "2000-09-01T19:20:39Z")
I thought of a better one. She stares at you in shock, you say, as you leave, “Maybe Melissa Gilbert will play you in the movie.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch-slap/31560.md?page=1)