# Bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 12, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208 "2000-12-12T18:19:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/1 "2000-12-12T18:19:02Z")
Random imbecelic relative newbie whining about how the Pit is a pointless and/or disruptive waste of space on the SDMB. Total lack of examples or understanding of the Pit’s purpose. humorous quote regarding self-loving and dead rodentia [small]link to picture of poster[/small] ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/2 "2000-12-12T18:47:40Z")
Observation that said newbie started MPSIMS thread that caused much freaking out. Thoughts of daggers directed toward said newbie. Multiple feh’s in general direction of people who bitch for no reason. \ ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/3 "2000-12-12T18:51:57Z")
Sarcastic smiley. One-line comment on how newbie should take the heat or leave the kitchen. Random statement of disgust about clueless losers. \ ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/4 "2000-12-12T18:58:48Z")
Various _ad homiem_ attacks on the OP, many specifically relating to his/her lack of known ancestory and those that are known are too stupid to 1) wear clothes 2) engage in civilized sanitary practices 3) too stupid two rub sticks together for fire. Detailed, point-by-point analysis of the OP, showing how it lacks originality and not enough gutter language to be truly worthy of a Pit Posting. A numeric value of 2 significant digits awarded for First Pit Posting. \ ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/5 "2000-12-12T19:03:19Z")
Indignation at the very gaul of newbie starting a thread exactly like a previous thread on the boards. No link to previous thread, only a snide comment about said newbie using the ‘search’ feature. half-assed attempt at humor in sig. ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/6 "2000-12-12T19:04:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Freyr \* > **ancestory** Generic sneer at poster’s inability to correctly spell ancestry (without first spellchecking post to verify assumption). Self-righteous statement about meaninglessness of poster’s life in re _ad hominem_ attacks. Further attacks on posters all the way up the list. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/7 "2000-12-12T19:13:41Z")
Comment on poster’s newbie status, and how it always seems to be the newbies complaining about the Pit. \ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/8 "2000-12-12T19:20:41Z")
general agreement. * * * \ ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/9 "2000-12-12T19:59:26Z")
Half-assed defense of OP’s position. Assertion that other posters are part of elite clique/conspiracy. Mispelings. * * * Injoke-filled .sig with [multiple](http://www.straightdope.com/link) [links](http://www.straightdope.com/link2). ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/10 "2000-12-12T20:12:44Z")
Gay content. Followed by seven hundred posts bitching about gay content. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/11 "2000-12-12T20:40:29Z")
pointless comment that seems humorous at the time because there’s nothing worth contributing to the thread anymore and poster likes showing how large his dick is. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/12 "2000-12-12T20:40:59Z")
Post number one bitching about gay content. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/13 "2000-12-12T20:56:32Z")
bring up obscure fexual terms like felch or squick. ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/14 "2000-12-12T21:01:01Z")
Puzzled request for information about fexual terms. ---
**Author:** ![slackergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@slackergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slackergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/15 "2000-12-12T21:01:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dogsbody \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Freyr \* > > **ancestory** > > Generic sneer at poster’s inability to correctly spell ancestry (without first spellchecking post to verify assumption). > > Self-righteous statement about meaninglessness of poster’s life in re _ad hominem_ attacks. > > Further attacks on posters all the way up the list. \*\* **Random meanderings that essentially says me too, even though there’s nothing to agree with, with the bolding accidentally scre** wed up ---
**Author:** ![slackergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@slackergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slackergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/16 "2000-12-12T21:03:00Z")
Pointless apology for the screwed up bolding. Pointless public note to self to preview next time. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/17 "2000-12-12T21:09:22Z")
A random check back to see if anyone commented on post already. Seeing nothing, makes mental note to not to bother with thread anymore. Leaves in disgust. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/18 "2000-12-12T21:11:58Z")
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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/19 "2000-12-12T21:11:58Z")
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**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/20 "2000-12-12T21:12:01Z")
Newbie returns. Catty comments about gay content and elite conspiracy. Ridicule of moderators for harassment after a grand total of two posts. Politically incorrect comment about poster who isn’t even invovled in the post at all - yet. Threat to leave. Threat not carried out. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208.md?page=2)