# Bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 12, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208 "2000-12-12T18:19:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/21 "2000-12-12T21:13:25Z")
apology for duplicate post ---
**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/22 "2000-12-12T21:20:35Z")
Url posted to answer puzzled request about fexual acts [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32246](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32246) Required warning that content might be considered “icky” for the squeamish. Hijack about why Esprix hasn’t yet posted even though pointless gay content has been added. Smilie to demonstrate love for Esprix Oh yes, newbie poster? Deep contempt expressed. \ ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/23 "2000-12-12T21:26:33Z")
Bump ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/24 "2000-12-12T21:48:22Z")
Pithy thread-killing witticism. Snide, edged comment about being called a one-trick pony. Criticism of those who criticize me. Gratutious “fuck off.” Gratuitous flirt with **matt\_mcl** Esprix * * * obligatory self-promoting .sig ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/25 "2000-12-12T23:29:20Z")
More gratuitous commentary about OP, expecially comparing his/her intelligence to a mostly dead firefly. Gross generalization that compares the intelligence of all newbies to molstly dead fireflies. Point by point rebuttal of OPs responses: **OP wrote: IS SO** IS NOT!! **IS SO** IS NOT!! **IS SO** IS NOT!! **IS SO** IS NOT!! **IS SO** IS NOT!! **IS SO** IS NOT!! Ends “debate” with statement effectively saying “that’ll show 'em!” \ ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/26 "2000-12-12T23:43:36Z")
Compliment awarded to wittiest poster Threat to bring OP to attention of Primo Flamers **Coldfire** and **Byzantine** ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/27 "2000-12-12T23:49:27Z")
Agreement with **Auntie Pam** that ClogBoy should be dragged into the discussion, although concern expressed about OPs remaining shreds of sanity/dignity should either poster appear. Inquiry about unmentioned missing poster. ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/28 "2000-12-12T23:53:42Z")
Expression of error. Completion of thought: complaint that not all newbies should be tarred with the same brush. Humorous comparison of so-called “elite clique” to semi-recent film starring attractive actor. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/29 "2000-12-13T00:20:05Z")
[Simpsons character] Simpsons quote with profounding meaning but only the vaugest amount of relevance [/Simpsons character] Skulks off and wishes he was wittier. Sig only amusing to self. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/30 "2000-12-13T00:51:03Z")
Extended and incomprehensible rant attributing all of OP’s problems to the fact that he’s been circumcised. ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/31 "2000-12-13T01:11:30Z")
rolleyes smiley Correction re: gender of OP, inquiry as to how this changes the views of previous poster. Sarcastic comment regarding probable answer. Recognition of and apology for hijack. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/32 "2000-12-13T01:21:53Z")
Old, unrelated banned poster comes back with slightly altered name. Tries to flame mods for being anal retentive tools. Said poster is warned. Said poster whines about Freedom of Speech. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/33 "2000-12-13T01:23:39Z")
Score for rant in OP, 3.5 Claim that it lacks rythmn and you can’t dance to it. :Wally putz smiley: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/34 "2000-12-13T01:33:54Z")
Random non-newbie, non-reg/veteran with insanely high post count comes in to see what the fuss is about. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/35 "2000-12-13T01:34:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dogsbody \* > \*\* > Correction re: gender of OP, inquiry as to how this changes the views of previous poster. > > Sarcastic comment regarding probable answer. > \*\* Extended and incomprehensible rant attributing all of OP’s problems to the fact that she’s been circumcised. ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/36 "2000-12-13T01:44:44Z")
Removal of second of suggestion that **Coldfire** or **Byz** come in and toast OP in the flames of their own righteousness; suggestion that same would be akin to fly swatting with Buick. Upon Preview, suggestion that **CF** or **Byz** should instead take on male-genital parts boy. Rolleyes smiley apology for smiley in pit. General fuck you. ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/37 "2000-12-13T01:59:47Z")
feined interest in subject matter. glib remark about blah, blah, blah… gratuitous- FUck OfF. ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/38 "2000-12-13T02:03:14Z")
\ feigned listed in 4 foot high neon letters stapled to my forehead. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/39 "2000-12-13T02:50:03Z")
pooh-poohs importance of correct spelling in message board communication dares **spofsky** (stofsky?) \ (whoever) to nitpick grammar and show off pseudo-intellectual prowess accuses said **slotsky** (whoever) of cowardice if appearance isn’t made in 11 minutes 15 seconds apologizes profusely when **snotski** shows up and kicks metaphorical ass ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208/40 "2000-12-13T02:51:38Z")
Gratuitous mentioning of the word “Mung”. Gratuitous mentioning of the “Enterprise vs. Star Destroyer” thread. Gratuitous mentioning of the Toothpaste Story. Comparisons to previous posts. Afterthought telling OP about the excretions from his/her below-the-belt orifices. Random, buttheaded, idiotic comment to Esprix. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitch/45208.md?page=3)