# Bitches: Just when you think they can't be more wertless.. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 4, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863 "2012-04-04T22:52:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Super\_Kapowzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Super\_Kapowzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Kapowzler)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/1 "2012-04-04T22:52:51Z")
So I hit the 4-5 today. No big deal, I roll large most of the time anyway. I’m at work, getting some shipment shit straight with my boss, and suddenly a wild office girl appears. And then some from the warehouse, and a bunch more from the office. Like 15 of them. Then one comes up with a Hostess cupcake with little 4 and 5 candles and they start singing “Happy Birthday”. Stupid walking vaginas. Almost made me cry in front of my boss. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/2 "2012-04-04T22:57:09Z")
I suspect this mysogenically themed surprise party rant about a 45th birthday will generate much confusion. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/3 "2012-04-04T23:07:09Z")
Holy shit, super-k, I thought you were a college student. Anyway happy birthday dude. Nice to know there’s someone in their mid 40s even less mature than I am. ---
**Author:** ![sevenwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@sevenwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sevenwood)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/4 "2012-04-04T23:09:54Z")
Forty Five? They’re letting _ **babies** _ in here now! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/5 "2012-04-04T23:11:03Z")
And what did Dwight say then? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/6 "2012-04-04T23:12:48Z")
I prefer wertful bitches. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Kapowzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Super\_Kapowzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Kapowzler)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/7 "2012-04-04T23:16:57Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > And what did Dwight say then? False. Time is an illusion invented by the Swiss. ? If I mix memes with Remo Williams. Am I doing this right and shit? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/8 "2012-04-04T23:25:31Z")
Only if you do it for 20 minutes on a treadmill down in the quarry. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/9 "2012-04-04T23:34:22Z")
Boom, roasted. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/10 "2012-04-04T23:37:11Z")
I think the OP is just about the greatest poster on this board, though **PSXer** gave him a run for his money a year or two ago. It is like Jim Anchower from the Onion came to life. Happy birthday, and shit. ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/11 "2012-04-04T23:48:13Z")
Super Kapowzler! Nice to see you. Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/12 "2012-04-04T23:51:38Z")
What da shit, man? Happy birthday an’ all dat shit. I can’t believe you older 'n me! ---
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/13 "2012-04-04T23:55:04Z")
Best edit comment I’ve ever seen here. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/14 "2012-04-05T00:01:22Z")
Sounds like they like you. Happy Birthday **Super K.** ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/15 "2012-04-05T00:52:39Z")
You’re older than _me_? Shit. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/16 "2012-04-05T02:07:27Z")
Happy birthday, broseph. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/17 "2012-04-05T02:21:38Z")
Ah ha! Loser! I hit 4-6 3 days ago! _Winning over here… winning!_ ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/18 "2012-04-05T03:16:00Z")
I’ve been walking around for the last 30 minutes shaking my head… 45 really!? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/19 "2012-04-05T03:19:43Z")
Herbert Kornfeld, is that you? How are things at Accounts Receevabo? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/20 "2012-04-05T03:50:08Z")
Something about a blithe spirit, that was never wertless. Percy Bitch Shelly. Shit, I never used to have trouble remembering stuff. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863.md?page=2)