# Bitches: Just when you think they can't be more wertless.. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 4, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863 "2012-04-04T22:52:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/21 "2012-04-05T03:57:27Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Something about a blithe spirit, that was never wertless. Percy Bitch Shelly. Shit, I never used to have trouble remembering stuff. It’s probably because you’re old. 🙂 Happy Birthday, **Super-K!** I beat you to 45 by four months! ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/22 "2012-04-05T04:11:02Z")
Bitches are good for that shit, yo. Happy Bday and all that. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/23 "2012-04-05T08:20:58Z")
Almost made Super K cry? Nah. It must have been your allergies. That’s the ticket. P.S. I ate the other cupcake. Happy Smurfday. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/24 "2012-04-05T11:53:24Z")
Sheeeeee-it, I hits the 4-0 last year’n no one gave me a cupcake. They all send me emails, you know, and that was cool and shit, but, fuck, I wanted desserts. The Super K be down with the bitches they give him treats, know what I’m sayin’? Ain’t cryin, it’s hay fever. I always says hay fever. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/25 "2012-04-05T12:35:57Z")
45? Holy crap! I always thought you were like 15/16, by the way you posted, and the crap you posted about. Serves me right for making assumptions. Colour me surprised. Oh, and happy birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/26 "2012-04-05T12:50:43Z")
(Honest to god, I thought, “I hit the 4-5” was slang for “I took a dump” or something.) ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/27 "2012-04-05T13:00:54Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > (Honest to god, I thought, “I hit the 4-5” was slang for “I took a dump” or something.) I thought it was some kind of slang for taking drugs. I’m still not sure. Happy birthday **Super K**. You’re one of a kind. ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/28 "2012-04-05T13:12:17Z")
> [@](#): > > and suddenly a wild office girl appears I love that phrase–it sounds like it rolled right off a script. And shit. Ain’t no thang ‘bout hittin’ the 4-5 fo’ one who rolls large anyway. The main thing is you didn’t cry in front of your boss. But did you find out where the other cupcake went? I think that’s the question we need answers to. ---
**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/29 "2012-04-05T13:12:51Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Herbert Kornfeld, is that you? How are things at Accounts Receevabo? Hell yeah, that is what I was looking to post. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/30 "2012-04-05T13:28:00Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > (Honest to god, I thought, “I hit the 4-5” was slang for “I took a dump” or something.) I think it means he crashed into a diesel pickup truck. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/31 "2012-04-05T13:41:58Z")
> [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](#): > > I love that phrase–it sounds like it rolled right off a script. And shit. Sounds to me like he’s a Pokemon player. 😃 (Pretty sure that’s the “opponent ambushes you” line, though I could be wrong.) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/32 "2012-04-05T13:47:54Z")
I thought he finally was 4’ 5". ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/33 "2012-04-05T13:52:42Z")
**Super K** delivers again, Well done!. And Happy boirthday. And shit. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/34 "2012-04-05T14:02:00Z")
> [@Ferret\_Herder](#): > > Sounds to me like he’s a Pokemon player. 😃 (Pretty sure that’s the “opponent ambushes you” line, though I could be wrong.) Pssst, [over here](http://ragecomics.memebase.com/). “… when suddenly, a wild {noun} appears!” is a pretty common setup over there. Happy birthday, **Super K.** Hope you enjoyed the things you enjoy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/35 "2012-04-05T14:30:59Z")
45? The underwear I have on is older than that. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/36 "2012-04-05T14:46:35Z")
Bullshit! Depends haven’t been around that long! ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/37 "2012-04-05T14:57:34Z")
> [@Super\_Kapowzler](#): > > Then one comes up with a Hostess cupcake with little 4 and 5 candles and they start singing “Happy Birthday”. > > Stupid walking vaginas. Stupid walking, _singing_, vaginas. Have some fucking respect, and shit. ---
**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/38 "2012-04-05T15:42:37Z")
Hell, I ain’t rollin’ in my 4-5 for…two more days. Old men and their cupcakes…and it was a Hostess? They care…they really care. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/39 "2012-04-05T15:45:02Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Pssst, [over here](http://ragecomics.memebase.com/). > > “… when suddenly, a wild {noun} appears!” is a pretty common setup over there. And they got it from Pokemon. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/40 "2012-04-05T15:51:54Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > I thought it was some kind of slang for taking drugs. I’m still not sure. > > Happy birthday **Super K**. You’re one of a kind. It was thinking he won on a lottery ticket, or maybe a horse track. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863.md?page=3)