# Bitches: Just when you think they can't be more wertless.. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 4, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863 "2012-04-04T22:52:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/41 "2012-04-05T16:02:59Z")
> [@Super\_Kapowzler](#): > > So I hit the 4-5 today. > > No big deal, I roll large most of the time anyway. I’m at work, getting some shipment shit straight with my boss, **and suddenly a wild office girl appears**. And then some from the warehouse, and a bunch more from the office. Like 15 of them. > > Then one comes up with a Hostess cupcake with little 4 and 5 candles and they start singing “Happy Birthday”. > > Stupid walking vaginas. Almost made me cry in front of my boss. Super Kapowzler chooses Pikachu! Wild office girl readies Cupcake Bomb! Pikachu takes 13 damage and is Poisoned! Super Kapowzler uses Antidote, Pikachu’s Poison is cured! Pikachu readies Thunderbolt! Wild office girl takes 45 damage! Wild office girl is in critical condition! Super Kapowzler uses Pokeball! Congratulations! Super Kapowzler has captured a Wild office girl! Pikachu gains 10 exp 15 Pokecredits! ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/42 "2012-04-05T16:59:24Z")
I didn’t think Hostess cupcakes tasted so good that they made a grown man cry. ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/43 "2012-04-05T17:11:38Z")
I’m constantly amazed at how Super K has distilled trash/troll/street language into its purest essence, achieving the contemplative beauty of the finest haiku or taoist koan. Even Bodhidharma can’t roll with that shit. ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/44 "2012-04-05T17:53:49Z")
> [@Maeglin](#): > > I didn’t think Hostess cupcakes tasted so good that they made a grown man cry. Only those sweet cherry-pie-flavored ones. > [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Pssst, [over here](http://ragecomics.memebase.com/). “… when suddenly, a wild {noun} appears!” is a pretty common setup over there. Reminder: We 20-somethings run the Internet, and we 20-somethings grew up on Pokemon. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/45 "2012-04-05T18:12:05Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > 45? The underwear I have on is older than that. > [@elucidator](#): > > Bullshit! Depends haven’t been around that long! I was going to make a crack about, “Jesus, dude, would you change those things already?”, but yours is better. 😃 > [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > \ > Reminder: We 20-somethings run the Internet\ AHA! We finally have someone to blame for spam and advertising! ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/46 "2012-04-05T18:24:25Z")
The girls in my office aren’t wild. ☹ Happy birthday, **Super K**! You’re still just a kid, and shit. ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/47 "2012-04-07T03:04:17Z")
**Super K** is what I look forward to my own little homie bro growing up into. It’s like watching A Wonderful Life all street. Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/48 "2012-04-07T16:23:49Z")
_The Right Shit_ I love that movie. Happy Birthday **Super K** ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/49 "2012-04-08T16:35:27Z")
Ah Kapowz, H to the hizzay B to the… Yeah, I got nuthin’. I understand that marijuana helps with aches and pains when you’re past your salad days…and shit. Enjoy the walking va-jay-jays while you can…s’all I’m sayin’ ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863/50 "2012-04-08T16:53:50Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > _The Right Shit_ > \ That’s got a boy band song in my head, but I can’t place which one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitches-just-when-you-think-they-cant-be-more-wertless/617863.md?page=2)