# BitchofTate **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 20, 2000, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646 "2000-10-20T12:05:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/1 "2000-10-20T12:05:26Z")
Ok, Tatertot, no longer wants me for her bitch. This fact is deeply upsetting to me. I have 30 mins to convince her that she still wants me for her bitch. if I fail, I’m for open auction… and currently Falcon is the forerunner for my Twistabitch services. So… Dopers, suggest a challenge for me, and I will attempt to wow Tatertot into being my Bitchmaster again. If I fail, the official auction for me is in this thread. The Winner will have the honour of commanding my unfailing attention, and will be able to lay her claim to me in her Sig. I await your decision. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/2 "2000-10-20T12:13:39Z")
This had better be good. Sniff, I’m still not over our first fight last night! ☹ I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to forgive you… Plus, I do have a new life partner, and we’ll have to see how they feel about me having a bitch. It might not be agreable to them, ya know. Plus, I’m sure there are tons of other girls out there who would love to have you for their bitch. In fact, I’m curious to see just how many… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/3 "2000-10-20T12:14:14Z")
I here Mullinator’s gonna bid good money for you, Twisty. He wants you to squeal like a pig! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/4 "2000-10-20T12:22:25Z")
that was all cleared up at the last SDClique Click meeting. He now knows better than to attempt to intrude upon my personage. Plus, I hear the Doctor didnt have too much trouble removing that goat… ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/5 "2000-10-20T12:25:37Z")
So let me understand this, we are putting Twisty up on the auction block… oooh this could be fun… I think you might want to extend the 30 minute deadline tho. I’d bid on you hon, but I have this thing about standing in line behind anyone. I love being first 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/6 "2000-10-20T12:26:21Z")
And I still haven’t seen one thing to convince me that you should be my bitch. Guess we’d better start setting up for the auction. So far, it’s Mully and Falcon that are interested, eh? Anyone else? ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/7 "2000-10-20T12:29:09Z")
Okay, we’ll do this, he has til Monday, Noon GMT to convince me that he deserves to be my bitch. During that time, anyone else who wants a **TwistyBitch** can present their case, and if **Cubby** really wants to go with them, he can. I won’t even charge a bitch transfer fee or anything. And now, I’ve got to pack & catch the next plane to Dublin to pick up my new bitches. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/8 "2000-10-20T13:23:54Z")
Don’t take Fergal too far **tater** he owes me money 😉 So the Cubbybitch is no more. ☹ How quick they forget, hey ToF. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/9 "2000-10-20T13:28:52Z")
I Know!! after all, I still have the bruises from climbing out of the cubby!! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/10 "2000-10-20T14:52:13Z")
You know, I’m getting the impression here that Twisty doesn’t want to be my bitch. I think I’m hurt. ☹ Ah well, I’ll still present my case. I’m a cute redhead, who would love to have Twisty as my bitch so he could watch football with me. While giving me massages. 🙂 (Youdid say once you wanted to learn about football, right Twistydear?) 😉 (Oh who am I kidding…I know he’ll pick Mully over me…) ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/11 "2000-10-20T15:18:00Z")
There’s no chance of me picking mully! after all I did say [quote] and will be able to lay **her** claim to me in **her** Sig ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/12 "2000-10-20T15:43:40Z")
Hey ToF while you’re here. Are you going out on Sun. with Globe-troter? She hasn’t contacted me yet but myself and Wendy and possibily micilin are meeting her in town. Mail me your mobile no. if you are going and I’ll let you know what the story is. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/13 "2000-10-20T15:47:01Z")
Oh, I don’t know **Falcon** , it’s probably better to have never had a **Twistybitch** at all than to have one and have him totally break your heart. And I’m the one with bruises all over her legs from the cubby! Not to mention my arms from trying to eat next to your left-handed self! Not to mention that you totally blabbed my big secret, and I haven’t told a soul about yours. Hmmmmmm…no wonder there isn’t a long line of ladies waiting to be claim Twisty as their bitch. On the positive side he washes dishes quite well, and doesn’t mind be awakened at 7:30 in the morning to keep you company. Also, he makes the cutest little faces. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/14 "2000-10-20T15:50:07Z")
I’m still in line, **tater**. It’s fine if no one else wants him…less competition for me! 🙂 So if he will not suit your needs, I’d be happy to have him. I always wanted a bitch boy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/15 "2000-10-20T16:06:24Z")
It’s wonderful, I can highly recommend that every woman on this woman should get herself her own personal bitch. Especially if they have mean husbands like MisterTot who won’t let them have a boytoy. So…doesn’t anyone want my slightly used bitch? Sheesh, you’d think he didn’t want to be anyone’s bitch the way he’s avoiding this thread. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/16 "2000-10-20T16:12:59Z")
I’m about to go home now… and will be off line for the weekend!! Hope you all enjoy!! Tater, talk to you with the rest of 'em on Sunday! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/17 "2000-10-20T16:21:58Z")
Tater dear! I said I’d take him! 🙂 Besides, I’m a sorta Tennessee chick, so it would be an easy transition, right? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/18 "2000-10-21T16:17:49Z")
It would indeed! Especially if you know how to make Ro-Tel dip. Although, to be fair, he still has nearly 2 days to think of something to get back into my good graces. Won’t be easy, though, he not only insulted me, but all of the good people of Tennessee. Hmmmm…wonder if any one would like to help me think up a project for our dear **Twisty** perform to earn my forgivness? Because, if not, the auction starts at 12:01 GMT Monday! ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/19 "2000-10-21T17:31:43Z")
I know something **Twisty** could do to get back in your good graces **Tater** … ever see the movie American Pie? Remember the little dance that Jim broadcast over the internet? Wouldn’t you just _love_ to see Twisty do that dance for all of the SDMB… I know I would! Also, I wouldn’t mind having **Twisty** as my bitch. I’m sure he’d have a great time massaging my feet while watching re-runs of Seinfeld and drinking wine with me! I’m sure I could think up a couple of other things too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646/20 "2000-10-21T18:35:06Z")
It was suggested in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthreadphp?threadid=42946) thread that I get over a fella by mindless sex. So I guess that means I could use a bitch. And while I realise this might be counterproductive to my getting a bitch, I’m thinking that public humiliation is always a good way to get back into someone’s good graces. Tater, how much would you like a picture of Twisty dressed as a leprechun standing on the streets of Dublin, dancing a jig as a way of proving how sorry he is? I know I’d like to see it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bitchoftate/37646.md?page=2)