# Bite my ass, Milum!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bite-my-ass-milum/217104>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 5, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bite-my-ass-milum/217104 "2003-12-05T05:22:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bite-my-ass-milum/217104/41 "2003-12-07T00:28:06Z")

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Hmmm…good point. **Milum** , bite **eli’s** ass.

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**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bite-my-ass-milum/217104/42 "2003-12-07T06:50:34Z")

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I find **Milum’s** bullshit amusing.

It also serves as a handy reminder that there are people I’ve never met who despise me for my lack of belief instead of picking something real to hate me about (for instance, I’m usually quite chipper and chatty in the morning, I talk to (well, simper at) cats and other animals, occaisionally lose my temper and say hateful things), you know, the kind of quirks us humans are prone to.

Don’t want to meet **Milum** in person, however. Unless I’m in the mood to toy with them, I find people displaying these attitudes insufferably tiresome.

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**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bite-my-ass-milum/217104/43 "2003-12-07T07:26:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zoe \*  
> **Whatever happened to _blessed are the peacemakers_ and other directives to react with love and not with hate?**

You must have misheard: it was _blessed are the **cheesemakers** _. 🙂

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**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bite-my-ass-milum/217104/44 "2003-12-07T16:00:39Z")

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Hmm?

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**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bite-my-ass-milum/217104/45 "2003-12-07T16:15:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Denis \*  
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> …something real to hate me about (for instance, I’m usually quite chipper and chatty in the morning…  
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Okay, I’ll hate you for this. This is worth hating someone for, you’re right.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bite-my-ass-milum/217104/46 "2003-12-07T17:40:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mr2001 \*  
> \*\*You must have misheard: it was _blessed are the **cheesemakers** _. 🙂 \*\*

But isn’t that really a statment that anyone who works with any kind of dairy product is blessed?🙂

Thannkfully, our buddy Milum usually color codes his posts, making them easier to skip and sometimes even impossible to read, to boot!

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