I tried to put this in earlier, but it looks like I did something (?) and now it won’t go. Since I hate to wasye all the effort, I’m throwing it out again. The first go could pop out of the ether with this one, then there’ll be two. If there are (two) don’t let it scare you.
You know what’s one of my favorite weather euphemisms Ex? “Like pouring piss outta boot”. As in: Wow it’s raining pretty hard. It’s coming down like pouring piss outta boot.
Aw crud. Wrong thread.
-Rue. (the supportive)
See? Wasn’t that worth the extra effort?
Why didn’t you use those tissues with the lotion already in them so you wouldn’t get that raw spot under your nose?
Crap. Wrong thread.
Now I have achieved symmetry.
Symmetry is vastly overrated.
So are those tissues with lotion in them, as far as I am concerned. And I’m going to bypass the obvious “Piss in Boots” joke just because it is so obviousl
But I still love youse guys!
And don’t use lotion tissue to wipe you glasses, either. It makes everything cloudy.
The lotion tissues aren’t any good for me either. They bring out my post-unwellness leperousy even faster than the regular kind. So I don’t like them at all.
And thanks to swampbear for reminding me of the marshmallow-fluff/bear connection. I need to revise my plans for after work on Wednesday.
I also need to shoot a memo to the planners of the annual Tulip Festival. April doesn’t look good for tulips this year, get a better looking Tulip Queen, and ditch the fluff.
I may avert a disaster with that one.
Yes, this is dull, but at least I got it in the correct thread. Excuse me while I go hijack the other one.