# Bizaro Board **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 9, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005 "2003-05-09T00:21:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/1 "2003-05-09T00:21:19Z")
What would the SDMB be like on Bizaro world? **I didn’t get fired today!** **Encourage Q.E.D to start smoking** **I have no problems with Microsoft Word** **Who are your 5 favourite complete strangers** (probably a lame idea, let’s see) ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/2 "2003-05-09T01:05:49Z")
**manhattan, you’re the most awesomest, level-headed, nicest Mod in history** ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/3 "2003-05-09T01:06:02Z")
**Ask The Perfectly Boring Asexual Person with No Personality, No Religion, and No Job.** ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/4 "2003-05-09T02:04:23Z")
**I like Evolution _and_ Creationism** ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/5 "2003-05-09T02:20:23Z")
\*\* I have no knuckle hair! [NEI]\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/6 "2003-05-09T02:24:23Z")
1. Hi Opal! 2. Hi Opal! 3. I like this thread! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/7 "2003-05-09T02:26:06Z")
**Plees stop with der gud gramer and spleng!** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/8 "2003-05-09T02:27:49Z")
**I didn’t watch a film today (warning - no spoilers)** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/9 "2003-05-09T02:32:32Z")
**Bye Opal?** ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/10 "2003-05-09T03:05:56Z")
**I have opinions about abortion, evolution, and gun control but I’d like to hear what other people think** ---
**Author:** ![d\_redguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@d\_redguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d_redguy)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/11 "2003-05-09T03:09:45Z")
**Non-Sequential Thread Titles** ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/12 "2003-05-09T03:13:30Z")
**I like both Liberals and Conservatives!** ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/13 "2003-05-09T03:13:45Z")
**Ignorance Is Bliss** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/14 "2003-05-09T03:16:45Z")
**The Beauty of Blimps** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/15 "2003-05-09T03:27:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rico \* > \*\ ***Ask The Perfectly Boring Asexual Person with No Personality, No Religion, and No Job.** \*\* \ You have described me perfectly! :eek: \ In the Pit: **(Poster), I’d Like To Congratulate You For Being So Reasonable** ---
**Author:** ![NoGoodNamesLeft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8797f3/32.png) [@NoGoodNamesLeft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoGoodNamesLeft)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/16 "2003-05-09T03:41:58Z")
…and they’d all be spelled correctly! ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/17 "2003-05-09T04:08:37Z")
**Jack Chick Appreciation Thread** **10000 Posts Completely Error-Free!** ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/18 "2003-05-09T04:08:53Z")
**Can anyone think of two words in English that end in -gry?** ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/19 "2003-05-09T04:14:32Z")
I sure am enjoying the wit and humor of **The Grapester**. Those drive-by posts are hilarious. I hope (s)he sticks around. ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/20 "2003-05-09T04:16:34Z")
OK, one more. You know, this board would be so much cooler if there were only some Star Trek, LOTR, Douglas Adams, Star Wars, or Monty Python fans here. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005.md?page=2)