# Bizaro Board **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 9, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005 "2003-05-09T00:21:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/21 "2003-05-09T04:23:55Z")
**I’m amused and interested \ please post some links to boring webpages** ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/22 "2003-05-09T05:22:57Z")
**So, I was engaging in quiet Bible study…** You’ve just been corrected by The Fact Checker! **The Jersey Diamond Appreciation Thread** Abusive language and insults have no place in the Pit! ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/23 "2003-05-09T05:40:54Z")
\*\*I wish we had more Fundamentalist Christians in the U.S. government. When will Europe recognize the genius of George W. Bush? When will all these women leave me alone? I’m just a nice guy, dammit! I’m nothing special! Can we please tone down all the sex talk?\*\* - This thread would be started by **Davebear**. **Thank God I’m Jewish** - This thread would be started by **Jack Dean Tyler**. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/24 "2003-05-09T05:53:23Z")
Of course it would be called \*\*The Crooked…\*\*uh, what’s the opposite of “Dope?” Sad ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/25 "2003-05-09T05:56:59Z")
**Life is great.** ---
**Author:** ![sciguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@sciguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciguy)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/26 "2003-05-09T07:30:53Z")
**Scylla stop posting your lame, boring stories!** **Why aren’t more people suing big companies?** ATMB: **The board loads too fast, how can I slow it down?** > [@](#): > > You’re obviously right, and I’ll be changing all my opinions right now – Final post in all GD threads, and it’ll probably be simulposted by the most vocal advocates of each side. And reading the Pit would send you into insulin shock from all the gooey sweetness. ---
**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/27 "2003-05-09T07:33:05Z")
**I Don’t Spend Enough Time on the Computer…** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/28 "2003-05-09T07:59:25Z")
**In praise of mcdonalds employees, telesales operatives, parking officers, debt collectors, Bill Gates. Keep up the fine work guys!** ---
**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/29 "2003-05-09T08:04:28Z")
**z** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/30 "2003-05-09T08:04:36Z")
**z** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/31 "2003-05-09T08:06:06Z")
fucking snap! (sorry) that is the ultimate simulpost! I swear I did not see **Einmon** ’s **z** when I posted mine! ---
**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/32 "2003-05-09T08:11:20Z")
Well, you wanted Bizarro, so bizarre simulposts are probably a _good_ thing… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/33 "2003-05-09T14:17:03Z")
Lieu no longer uses the restroom at work! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/34 "2003-05-09T15:16:50Z")
**This Fart Really Really Depressed Me Today** ---
**Author:** ![kjckjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@kjckjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kjckjc)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/35 "2003-05-09T18:38:55Z")
Posted in the Noteworthy Meaningful Stuff I Must Keep To Myself (NMSIMKTM): On the Bizaro Board What would the Crooked Ignorance Message Board be like on Bizaro world? I got fired today! Encourage Q.E.D to stop smoking Hi Opal I have serious problems with Microsoft Word (probably a great idea, let’s see) ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/36 "2003-05-09T18:49:19Z")
A rant we’ll only see on the CrookedDope **I love SUV driving smokers who don’t leave tips!** ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/37 "2003-05-09T18:53:05Z")
**So, I guess I’m the only one who watches 24…** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/38 "2003-05-09T18:56:30Z")
**Don’t add anything to this story [Insert name here], you are such a nice poster. And… you were right! Thanks ever so for correcting me Who cares about [month] birthdays? Why I love Microsoft programs I’m staying!** ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/39 "2003-05-09T19:19:13Z")
\*\*Why my own personal view of exactly what the Constitution means may not be 100% correct in every way How low is your I.Q.? If Lord of The Rings were written by J.R.R. Tolkien\*\* ---
**Author:** ![c\_goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/40 "2003-05-09T19:51:57Z")
**I’m so happy with my relationship, I can’t think of anything bad.** **This news story reaffirms my faith in humanity** Sticky: **Feel free to wish death upon other members** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005.md?page=3)