# Bizaro Board **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 9, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005 "2003-05-09T00:21:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/41 "2003-05-09T19:58:37Z")
**Let’s extoll the virtues of Fox News** ---
**Author:** ![Ego\_Mk2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Ego\_Mk2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ego_Mk2)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/42 "2003-05-09T20:11:15Z")
**my neighbor’s kids saved my puppy from drowing, how should I punish them?** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/43 "2003-05-10T00:40:13Z")
**The solidify up thread** ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/44 "2003-05-10T02:59:30Z")
Bizaro!Bizaro!Bizaro!Bizaro!Bizaro!Bizaro!Bizaro!Bizaro!Bizaro! \ \*\* Please, Declaw your cats, it’s the only right thing to do[!/b] \*\* George W Bush: the best and brightest president we’ve ever had?\*\* \*\* Why do women only like nice guys?\*\* **Boy, His Dark Materials Really Sucks, or so thinks everyone but Elfkin** \*\* Tell me some Anime shows to avoid!\*\* \*\* Do Women Hate Long Hair on Men?\*\* \*\* I Wish There were more Ugly Women on TV\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/45 "2003-05-10T03:29:16Z")
\*\*So, guys…why do YOU like small breasts? I’m actually posting sober right now!! Why did my thread on obtaining OTC drugs get locked? Why did The Grapist ban Gaudere???\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/46 "2003-05-10T03:31:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*\*\*So, guys…why do YOU like small breasts? > > I’m actually posting sober right now!! > > Why did my thread on obtaining OTC drugs get locked? > > Why did The Grapist ban Gaudere???\*\* \*\* This post has been left alone, by no-one. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/47 "2003-05-10T03:35:15Z")
**Sobriety. do I have a problem?** **Stop ignoring my breasts!** **Is there anything Cecil Adams _does_ know?** ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/48 "2003-05-10T03:57:00Z")
\*\*So, what’s the 39th word that ends in “gry”? Hey, dude, my penis is WAY shorter than yours! Why all the heterosexual bashing? I have SARS!!! Come congratulate me!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/49 "2003-05-10T04:02:44Z")
**I just double posted AND I’M GLAD, you hear?** **I’m a really bad driver, but all the others are just awesome!** \*\*“Moon Landing Was Real”? It Must Be Summer Vacation. ☹ \*\* **Do Not Reply to This Thread** Replies 0 ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/50 "2003-05-10T04:11:25Z")
\*\*Really sensible Local Car Sales Ads! \*\* **Cecil - Please stop replying in all my threads!** ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/51 "2003-05-10T04:23:11Z")
**If J. R. R. Tolkien Had Written Other Authors’ Books** (come to think of it, this could actually be pretty cool!) **Am I the Only Non-Juggalo Here?** **Don’t Ask Me Anything** ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/52 "2003-05-10T04:35:03Z")
**I Really Don’t Wanna Blow Anyone’s Mind at My Funeral** Please just dress me in a dark, conservative suit, and make sure my arms are folded over my chest demurely. ---
**Author:** ![sciguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@sciguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciguy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/53 "2003-05-10T04:40:21Z")
These just made me choke up my spleen: > [@](#): > > _pravnik_ > **If Lord of The Rings were written by J.R.R. Tolkien** > [@](#): > > _TheLoadedDog_ > **Do Not Reply to This Thread** Replies 0 We’re through the looking glass, people! **When will the Sci-Fi channel ever cancel Farscape?** **Why snopes sucks** **Why I spend time at goatse.cx** ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/54 "2003-05-10T10:01:48Z")
**The Not Enough Information Thread** **I Think Jack Chick is a Brilliant Theologian and a Major Force in Converting Intelligent People to Fundamentalist Christianity** ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/55 "2003-05-10T15:21:38Z")
**Not enough folks using cell phones at the movie last night!** ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/56 "2003-05-10T16:15:25Z")
\*\* I know that girl’s name from that commercial! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/57 "2003-05-10T17:06:27Z")
**Who’d win a fight, He-Man or Skeletor?** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/58 "2003-05-10T18:27:09Z")
\*\* Fred Phelps is a genius! The TUBADIVA non-appreciation thread! ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/59 "2003-05-10T19:21:21Z")
**We Need More SPAM! I Need to Waste More Time Sorting Out My Wanted Emails!** **A very generous, intelligent, and honest Nigerian gentleman is offering me a cut of his embezzling profits. WOO HOO!** **December, the philosophical giant of the Bizaro Board.** **Geeze, could our president be any more intelligent and open-minded? We’re gaining too much respect from Europe!** ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/60 "2003-05-11T03:01:12Z")
An appreciation thread for a woman’s mind. Hooray for the highly efficient IRS! Why are we paying college professors more than football coaches? Explain everything to me. I don’t get it. I attended the PETA barbeque this weekend! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005.md?page=4)