# Bizaro Board **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 9, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005 "2003-05-09T00:21:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![LIONsob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/76d3ee/32.png) [@LIONsob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LIONsob)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/61 "2003-05-11T05:48:39Z")
Do They Make Goats Strong Enough To Shoot PVC Out OF? Criminalize Drugs! Can Someone Witness To Me? Stickey: Anyone Know Where I Can Score An Ounce? “By Coldfire” ---
**Author:** ![Netbrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71e660/32.png) [@Netbrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Netbrian)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/62 "2003-05-11T05:56:18Z")
“Resolved: Republicans more likely to kick puppies than Democrats” – **december** ---
**Author:** ![Netbrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71e660/32.png) [@Netbrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Netbrian)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/63 "2003-05-11T06:00:21Z")
Ooh, I forgot this one. “Dembski, you are my role model. I hold you above all others in terms of honesty and your heroic scientific rigor. You are truly a man ahead of your time” – **Ben** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/64 "2003-05-12T12:06:41Z")
\*\* Jack Dean Tyler’s Lorena Bobbit Appreciation Thread \*\* ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/65 "2003-05-17T01:24:35Z")
\*\*I left the hair on my nads where god put it today! Why do men hate blow-jobs? (a poll) Republicans are kind, Democrats are brilliant, Libertarians aren’t throwing away their votes, but god to the governments in other countries suck by comparision. Don’t recommend me a book I can’t believe that there are so many responsible parents- rant \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/66 "2003-05-23T11:44:00Z")
**Why don’t more Telemarketers call me? I love those guys!** The Barbque Pit would most likely be called the Praise Pedastal. Esprix would have a “Ask the Straight guy” series of threads. I would be Fenris. Fenris wouldd be me. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/67 "2003-05-23T12:07:31Z")
**Why won’t all these American Francophiles just SHUT UP?!?** **Europeans: how can we persuade GWB to become our president?** **Child abuse: how much is too much?** [Final one: the Onion :eek:] ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/68 "2003-05-23T12:17:01Z")
[ul] [li]Why is **Polycarp** such an asshole? [/li][li]Bush-Cheney in 2004! by **elucidator** [/li][li]Did **Esprix** get banned because he was too reticent about his sex life? [/li][li]Private cars for all! The Wave of the Future - by **matt\_mcl** [/li][li]You linked to a White Supremacy website, but I will cut you some slack because you are a newbie - by anyone[/li] And my personal favorite - [li]I don’t need a cite - I will just take your word for it.[/li][/ul] Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/69 "2003-05-23T12:21:59Z")
You are a newbie and did something stupid. Welcome to the boards! **I am sober** **I climbed onto the wagon** **The world will officially begin when…** Mary Kate and Ashley do porn/join the cast of friends/ get boob jobs. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/70 "2003-05-23T12:39:45Z")
\*\* Manhattan is too timid to be a moderator. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/71 "2003-05-23T12:55:49Z")
Guys, I’m laughing so hard there are tears rolling down my face. Man, I needed this thread today! 😃 \*\*Why didn’t that sweetheart Manhattan close my thread? Identify this book from a very detailed description, including the title, author’s name, and ISBN. anti-Dopefest: Let’s not get together! Technical terms that don’t sound sexually suggestive at all \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/72 "2003-05-23T13:09:56Z")
\*\*Christians are swell! Records/films/TV shows you have no particular opinions about\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Vixenation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/278dde/32.png) [@Vixenation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vixenation)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/73 "2003-05-23T16:15:30Z")
**The Matrix: Reloaded? Did a five year old write this script, or what?** **I wish strangers would give me a hand and discipline my kids sometimes!** ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/74 "2003-05-23T16:19:30Z")
\*\*I’m not really interested in meeting Dopers in my area. (Yawn) Science fiction sucks. When are the new Britney documentaries coming out? \*\* (and after a typing/coding error) \*\* I meant to do that \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Eman\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Eman\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/75 "2003-05-23T16:47:56Z")
**I love my co-workers** **My driving SUCKS, but everyone else drives very well (A non-rant)** **The word non-association thread** ---
**Author:** ![Payton\_s\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@Payton\_s\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payton_s_Servant)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/76 "2003-05-23T17:10:32Z")
**I’m posting the complete text of all of Stephen Kings novels here** **Ask the guy who makes snuff films for a living** ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/77 "2003-05-23T18:51:07Z")
**I Could Wait Forever for the New Harry Potter** **Up with Ignorance!** **Carrot-top in 2004** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/78 "2003-05-23T18:55:01Z")
**Photographs are made of photographic paper!** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/79 "2003-05-23T18:59:13Z")
\*\*Kids say the most predictable and uninteresting things! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/80 "2003-05-23T19:00:22Z")
oh good. I double-posted. I meant to do that Preview is my enemy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005.md?page=5)