# Bizaro Board **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 9, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005 "2003-05-09T00:21:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/81 "2003-05-23T19:01:28Z")
No I didn’t :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/82 "2003-05-23T19:04:09Z")
**Not very cool. Picture of Earth from… Earth** ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/83 "2003-05-24T08:04:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KCSuze \* > \*\ ***So, I was engaging in quiet Bible study…** > \*\* By **Davebear** , right? ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/84 "2003-05-24T14:11:03Z")
**Twisted Disinformation** Fighting knowledge until 3791 (it’s never going to take us that long) **Forums:** Specific Answers Minor Monologues The Philistine Recluse In Your Egomaniacal Opinion Noteworthy Meaningful Stuff I Must Keep To Myself (thanks **kjc** ) The Tip (for flirting, flattery and compliments) From the Bizaro **Summer Of Your Content Added** **Spam - any good ways to receive more?** **I’m not aware that I have any problems related to sex or excrectory functions (Too Little Information)** **Lapo Goodbye!** **Peasant of the Squares - will anyone ever adapt this movie into a decent book?** **Ask Not** **Identify the lyric from this complete song title** **Planning the next occasion when all those of us in a particular region will stay away from a particular place in it** **How come parenting is so easy?** **Singing the praises of my likeable, considerate, hard-working co-workers** **The Matrix - more spoilers, please** **All my relationships with women have been great, and it’s so easy to understand them** **Google is my enemy** **American Foreign Policy - where do we begin listing all the good points?** **When solo star McCartney formed a band called The Beatles to record _The Black Album_ - surely a bad career move?** **Please recommend some crap music I won’t like** **There was some Coke all over my keyboard and I just sucked it all back into my mouth** **My pet’s well-behaved - how can I make it go a bit crazy?** **My likeable boss wants to pay me an extra bonus I don’t really deserve - do I have any legal way to stop him?** **Circumcision - I doubt there’s any real need to discuss it** **OJ - we all agree he’s innocent, but I don’t think we’ve stressed that point enough** **Snopes - they just don’t know what they’re talking about - they even pour scorn on the Moon Hoax!** - Niznai ---
**Author:** ![Zap\_Rowsdower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3da27b/32.png) [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/85 "2003-05-24T14:59:42Z")
**I tired of my full head of thick hair, so after several cups of tea I shaved most of it off and gave myself a combover. BTW chicks LOVE IT! I swear more women have come up and started stroking my strands and commenting on how sexy it is.** ---
**Author:** ![Zap\_Rowsdower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3da27b/32.png) [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/86 "2003-05-24T15:25:20Z")
**Finally, they put shpradoikle in the dictionary.** ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/87 "2003-05-24T17:06:56Z")
I currently use Linux - should I switch to Win95? ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/88 "2003-05-24T17:18:10Z")
**The directorial genius of George Lucas, as evidenced by the two most recent Star Wars flicks** **Isn’t Michael Jackson the most secure, grounded human being on the face of the earth?** **Help me celebrate my 10,00th post** (by Cecil Adams) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/89 "2003-05-24T17:18:53Z")
\*\*I have finally achieved negative post count! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/90 "2003-05-24T18:41:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*\*\*I have finally achieved negative post count! \*\* \*\* … which would make perfect sense on the ULRPMB. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005/91 "2003-05-26T13:32:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lizard \* > **Can we please tone down all the sex talk?** - This thread would be started by **Davebear** Nah! That would be yours. Mine would be… **A Heartfelt Apology to All the Saintly, Intelligent People I’ve Offended With My Flirting** Do you think that should come before or after… **The BBQ Pit - The Most Ignorance-Free Zone in the World?** > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Casey1505 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by KCSuze \* > > \*\*So, I was engaging in quiet Bible study… \*\* > > By Davebear, right? \*\* :dubious: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizaro-board/174005.md?page=4)