Hold on. You’re saying a morbidly obese person was being constantly ass raped and still had time to hoard broccoli and not forgive his girlfriend? I barely have time to post stupid shit on the internet.
Simple solution: if you think it’s a troll, link to this thread.
Except that would be equivalent to accusing the poster of trolling, which would be against board rules outside the pit.
I don’t think it is. It’s pretty common to link from a regular thread to a pit thread where you describe someone using all kinds of deeply disturbing metaphors. I don’t see why this would be any different.
Edit: you couldn’t link to it with the word “troll,” natch, but presumably could with words like, “I have something to say about this thread.”