# Bizarre Record Covers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 9, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169 "2003-11-09T03:15:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/1 "2003-11-09T03:15:23Z")
I’m sure someone has at some point posted a link to [this site](http://www.io.com/~dork/records/mainL.html), but it was new to me. There’s some really funny stuff there. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/2 "2003-11-09T03:39:06Z")
[Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha](http://www.io.com/~dork/records/pages/diverseSwede.html) ---
**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/3 "2003-11-09T03:42:56Z")
[Unhalfbricking](http://www.informatik.uni-hamburg.de/~zierke/sandy.denny/images/largerec/unhalfbricking.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/4 "2003-11-09T03:47:23Z")
Unhalfbricking? Oh-kay. Anyway, I like [this](http://www.io.com/~dork/records/pages/DontEddie.html) one too. ---
**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/5 "2003-11-09T04:39:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by twickster \* > \*\*Unhalfbricking? Oh-kay. > > \*\* Are you insinuating that it’s not bizarre? Both the title and the cover leave me wondering whether it’s possible to consume that amount of drugs and release an album _and_ seemingly leave the ageing couple in the foreground blissfully unaware… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/6 "2003-11-09T12:51:20Z")
No, no, **mascaroni** , my bemusement was at the pic, not at your posting a link to it. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/7 "2003-11-09T13:48:13Z")
[Here come the lesbians](http://www.io.com/~dork/records/pages/dontLesbian.html#) Seriously, download the song. I just love it! [warbles off key] Here comethe lesbians the leaping lesbians [/warbles off key] ---
**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/8 "2003-11-09T17:01:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by twickster \* > \*\*No, no, **mascaroni** , my bemusement was at the pic, not at your posting a link to it. \*\* Sorry… [Toefat](http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley-Sunnyvale/1471/tf1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![da\_pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ba0ec/32.png) [@da\_pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/da_pope)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/9 "2003-11-09T18:01:13Z")
This [one](http://www.io.com/~dork/records/pages2/MFswinging.html) is actually a Led Zeppelin bootleg. Clever way to hide the stolen goodness inside. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/10 "2003-11-09T18:33:08Z")
[Todd Rundgren - A Wizard/A True Star](http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000032OY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg) You need to see the back cover of this one to appreciate it, but I couldn’t find a pic… ☹ [Pat Travers - Putting It Straight](http://www.pattravers.com/pt/discog/images/puttin001.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/11 "2003-11-09T18:54:29Z")
Ok people - I have the WORST album cover of all time. [Click here if you DARE!](http://www.wayman.us/WorstCover10.gif) I win. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/12 "2003-11-09T20:49:57Z")
I’m sure most folks are familiar with this album cover, but for those who aren’t, here is a link to the album cover for the group “Blind Faith” (which Eric Clapton founded after leaving Cream). **WARNING !!** - Not to offend anyone, the album cover consists of a girl in her early teens - topless ! Amazing this was on an album cover from 1968 !!! [http://www.angelfire.com/wi/blindfaith/images/bfcovfrlass.JPG](http://www.angelfire.com/wi/blindfaith/images/bfcovfrlass.JPG) Before you report me to a moderator, remember, you were warned. Also, the topic is “Bizarre Record Covers”. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/13 "2003-11-09T21:19:37Z")
Okay, I nearly went nuts as I browsed through the entire Bizarre Records site initally linked. [My humble contribution](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/Joe_K/Image028.jpg) to this madness… ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/14 "2003-11-09T21:42:07Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m sure most folks are familiar with this album cover, but for those who aren’t, here is a link to the album cover for the group “Blind Faith” (which Eric Clapton founded after leaving Cream). Yikes! Two words, Mr. Clapton: child pornography. Another one along those lines is the cover to Led Zeppelin’s “Houses of the Holy.” A bunch of naked little girls climbing up a big pile of rocks. Someone in that band must be a closet pedophile. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/15 "2003-11-09T23:52:50Z")
It wasn’t considered child pornography at the time. More pornographic was the notorious cover for [Mom’s Apple Pie](http://www2.arnes.si/~ksmmazz/plosce/page06.html). Unfortunately, the picture is small, but look closely at the pie. Come to think of it, this may have influenced the movie **American Pie**. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/16 "2003-11-09T23:59:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RealityChuck \* > \*\*It wasn’t considered child pornography at the time. > > More pornographic was the notorious cover for [Mom’s Apple Pie](http://www2.arnes.si/~ksmmazz/plosce/page06.html). Unfortunately, the picture is small, but look closely at the pie. > > Come to think of it, this may have influenced the movie **American Pie**. \*\* That one got caught. Subsequent covers had the offending image bricked up and Mom was shedding a tear. [Another banned cover](http://members.aol.com/DThorn88/boxer-blb.htm) by the group Boxer. ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/17 "2003-11-10T00:20:02Z")
…“Here Come The Lesbians?” … … … …man, I just don’t know WHAT the hell to say to that. As was, no doubt, the lesbians’ intention. I just keep thinking, “What kind of reaction would America have had to the exact same song with ONE WORD changed?” “Here come the faggots?” “Here come the homos?” “Here come the gay guys?” And would it still be as hilarious? ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-record-covers/212169/18 "2003-11-10T01:17:21Z")
Does “Here Come the Lesbians” make anyone else think of the Eurythmics? \*Here come the lesbians Falling in my bed with their mammaries Falling in my bed with their massage lotion… Ooooh here they come again…\* Back to the OP’s website, I’m quite taken by the cover from [Little Joe & the Latinaires](http://www.io.com/~dork/records/pages3/spaceArriba.html). “Mas!” indeed!