# Bizarre set of car stickers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 2012, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191 "2012-12-06T15:46:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/1 "2012-12-06T15:46:34Z")
Just driven back from a trip to the cash machine. At the lights I was behind a Fiat Punto with the following set of car stickers: Silhouette of a moose Profile of Darth Vader’s head Che Guevara’s face with the caption “Che Vive Che Vive Che Vive” (I think) [Rotary Club](http://www.ribi.org)logo Beat that. (This is the Mundane Pointless Stuff place right?) ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/2 "2012-12-06T16:38:10Z")
Can’t. Please, for our sakes you HAVE to find that car again, and ask the driver to explain. And let us know what kind of person they are. ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/3 "2012-12-06T16:49:58Z")
Back when I was dating Mr. Athena, he had a VW Camper Van, aka a Hippie Bus. For the hell of it, he put an NRA sticker on it. I always wondered what people’s impressions were. “Wait! Pot-smoking hippie-type or Right-wing NRA Member?!? WHICH IS IT???” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/4 "2012-12-06T17:03:31Z")
Out on the road today I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac. A little voice inside my head said: “Don’t look back, you can never look back.” Not really, but I like the song. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/5 "2012-12-06T20:22:23Z")
[We want the one on the right for our Mustang.](http://www.xkcd.com/946/) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![smaje1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@smaje1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smaje1)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/6 "2012-12-06T23:11:39Z")
I saw a great one today. Instead of a dad stick-figure and a mom stick-figure and a bevy of baby stick-figures, this was just a man (in a suit) and a woman (in a suit) and a couple of big piles of $$$ cash next to them. It took me a second to get it, but it cracked me up. They get to spend all of their disposable income however they want, and I am totally jealous. ---
**Author:** ![smaje1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@smaje1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smaje1)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/7 "2012-12-06T23:12:41Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > [We want the one on the right for our Mustang.](http://www.xkcd.com/946/) 😃 Oh, shazzbot! I literally JUST posted about this one. You should totally get it. It’s awesome. ---
**Author:** ![sisu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@sisu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sisu)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/8 "2012-12-06T23:36:11Z")
Not a big fan of the stick family stickers but got a laugh when I saw one with no dad sticker but instead it had “position vacant” written instead. I have a “greens” party sticker on my Jeep Wrangle, that confuses people… ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/9 "2012-12-06T23:45:42Z")
WE have not been able to find the stickers we want, so mrAru is going to gently paint them on in white paint - [orca](http://www.eve-wiki.net/index.php?title=Orca), [hulk](http://www.eve-wiki.net/index.php?title=Hulk), hello kitty or [avatar](http://www.eve-wiki.net/index.php?title=Avatar), [drake](http://www.eve-wiki.net/index.php?title=Drake), hello kitty. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/10 "2012-12-07T01:26:37Z")
> [@smaje1](#): > > I saw a great one today. > > Instead of a dad stick-figure and a mom stick-figure and a bevy of baby stick-figures, this was just a man (in a suit) and a woman (in a suit) and a couple of big piles of $$$ cash next to them. It took me a second to get it, but it cracked me up. They get to spend all of their disposable income however they want, and I am totally jealous. That’s why we’d put it on the Mustang - it’s a total disposable income ride, plus it doesn’t have any room for car seats. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rsat3acr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@rsat3acr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsat3acr)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/11 "2012-12-07T01:53:19Z")
once saw a young lady driving an old Subaru covered in stickers, both political and cute sayings but the one I remember said; Mean People Suck Nice Girls Swallow ---
**Author:** ![JLRogers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce73a5/32.png) [@JLRogers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JLRogers)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2012, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/12 "2012-12-07T12:36:12Z")
> [@smaje1](#): > > I saw a great one today. > > Instead of a dad stick-figure and a mom stick-figure and a bevy of baby stick-figures, this was just a man (in a suit) and a woman (in a suit) and a couple of big piles of $$$ cash next to them. It took me a second to get it, but it cracked me up. They get to spend all of their disposable income however they want, and I am totally jealous. Are you? I’d rather have my son than any amount of cash. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2012, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/13 "2012-12-07T13:18:37Z")
> [@JLRogers](#): > > Are you? I’d rather have my son than any amount of cash. Well, how much have you been offered for him? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/14 "2012-12-07T15:24:13Z")
> [@Athena](#): > > “Wait! Pot-smoking hippie-type or Right-wing NRA Member?!? WHICH IS IT???” 😃 It’s quite possible to be both. I loves me some pot, and I loves me some (legal) guns. Why yes, I _am_ a libertarian! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/16 "2013-01-09T13:02:54Z")
We stopped and took a picture of a car sticker. It was year in St Martin, across the back window of an older hatchback. In large, elegant script: **Fuck Haters**. (The pic features my gf, standing next to the car, scowling and whipping two fingers at the camera) ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/17 "2013-01-09T15:03:53Z")
A number of years back, I saw a bumper sticker that still has me scratching my head. By itself, it would be ambiguous, but it was framed by a pair of Praise-the-Lord type stickers, so we know the owner’s general mindset. The middle one read: Welcome to California. When You Leave, Take Jesus With You. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/18 "2013-01-09T15:05:09Z")
> [@smaje1](#): > > They get to spend all of their disposable income however they want, and I am totally jealous. The kitchen floor is cold, hard tile. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/19 "2013-01-09T16:02:48Z")
I don’t currently drive, but I went through a period where I was buying used cars. I tended not to scrape off the bumper stickers that came with them, so they stayed on for as long as I had the car. I went from “Save the Whales” to “I Support the NRA.” ---
**Author:** ![Enkel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@Enkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enkel)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/20 "2013-01-09T18:47:18Z")
> [@NitroPress](#): > > A number of years back, I saw a bumper sticker that still has me scratching my head. […] > > Welcome to California. When You Leave, Take Jesus With You. When you get saved in California, you’ll be taking Jesus with you because you’ve invited him into your heart. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/21 "2013-01-09T22:15:48Z")
> [@NitroPress](#): > > A number of years back, I saw a bumper sticker that still has me scratching my head. By itself, it would be ambiguous, but it was framed by a pair of Praise-the-Lord type stickers, so we know the owner’s general mindset. The middle one read: > > Welcome to California. When You Leave, Take Jesus With You. Seems pretty clear to me. They’re hoping to spread the good word to tourists. Jesus isn’t a physical thing, such that taking him with you also removes him from California. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191.md?page=2)