# Bizarre set of car stickers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 2012, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191 "2012-12-06T15:46:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SirGalahad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@SirGalahad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SirGalahad)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/22 "2013-01-09T22:53:33Z")
Saw a SUV in Vegas with the typical stick figure family on the back window. Under that, in clear, well applied lettering: The Ass Family … Lard-Ass, Cheap-Ass, Dumb-Ass, Kiss-Ass. ---
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/23 "2013-01-10T01:49:12Z")
I’ve posted about this one before: I saw one of those awareness ribbons that simply said, “ribbon awareness.” ---
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/24 "2013-01-10T03:06:18Z")
Re the "My Family " stickers, I’ve seen this one before and quite like it. [![](http://www.i-reckon.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/funny_my_family_sticker.jpg) ](http://www.i-reckon.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/funny_my_family_sticker.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/26 "2013-01-30T17:10:36Z")
Two unique stickers: 1. on a motorcycle: “MY OTHER RIDE IS YOUR MOM” 2. on a pickup truck towing a trailer, a sticker on the trailer said “PASS WITH CAUTION - DRIVER IS MASTURBATING” ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/27 "2013-01-30T17:14:28Z")
Sticker on the back of a truck: How’s my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/28 "2013-01-30T17:39:58Z")
I just saw a red SmartCar - the little 2 seater - with a sticker that was a white lowercase ‘m’ that filled each door. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/29 "2013-01-30T19:46:25Z")
Well, it’s not really a sticker, but I have an… extremely high-performance vehicle whose license plate is **4 MPG**. On a “save the greenbelts” plate. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/30 "2013-01-30T21:15:17Z")
When I met my husband, I drove a [Celica convertible](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img.weiku.com/waterpicture/2011/5/22/7/1992_TOYOTA_Celica_Convertible_RHD_125000km_Gas_Petrol_Red_Used_car_634416450864967501_1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.weiku.com/products/3087562/1992_TOYOTA_Celica_Convertible_RHD_125000km_Gas_Petrol_Red_Used_car.html&h=480&w=640&sz=60&tbnid=E8Iv-fhchbFA1M:&tbnh=92&tbnw=123&prev=/search%3Fq%3D1992%2Bcelica%2Bconvertible%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=1992+celica+convertible&usg=__k7QfHr20Y6JgjWQ61tropK5jeNU=&docid=Hm9vIWWrKYI8ZM&sa=X&ei=g4wJUY-eIuzpigLc14DYBA&ved=0CE4Q9QEwBQ&dur=1799). It was black. The license plate holder in the rear said “All Men are Animals, but Some Make Good Pets.” On the front, it siad “Sometimes I go Topless.” He married me anyway. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fir\_na\_tine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fir\_na\_tine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fir_na_tine)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/31 "2013-01-30T22:49:39Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Sticker on the back of a truck: > > How’s my driving? > Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT Some years back, as a member of our local fire dept., I responded to a car crash. Small shitbox of a car being driven way too fast by one of our local delinquents had rear ended a trailer truck. Car was wedged completely under the truck body. Delinquent missed being decapitated by a matter of inches. He had one of these bumper stickers on his car! Needless to say we took lots of pictures! ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191/32 "2013-01-31T09:43:07Z")
Haven’t seen it firsthand, but I once saw a photograph of a DeLorean with a “Things go better with Coke” bumper sticker. [John DeLorean - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_DeLorean) for those of you too young to get the joke. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-set-of-car-stickers/643191.md?page=1)