# Bizarre Signage - A Directionless MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [July 20, 2015, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679 "2015-07-20T09:52:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/221 "2015-07-26T01:25:55Z")
I didn’t mention that this past week the practice grandkids from Cottonfield County, Schnickelfritz and MuscleMan, have been in DC doing the tourist thing. We saw them last Sunday on their way up, and once again today when they were headed home. Lotsa hugs goin’ on both times. Mowed the yahd today, and bought ~50 lbs of maters for CanFest 2015 tomorrow. Will be making stewed maters, mater sauce, and salsa. Next weekend is PickleFest, with dill pickles, bread ‘n’ butter, pickled green beans, and some kind of mixture VunderWife wants me to make. Mebbe I can sneak in some dilled fart blossoms just for \*\*Swampy’s \*\*birthday, too. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/222 "2015-07-26T01:25:56Z")
> [@Catamount](#): > > Oh, nothing except **doggio** ’s dissing my taste in music. I’ll have y’all know I am currently listening to choral music on Last FM. Someone has to listen to highbrow longhaired music around here and since **Midget** ’s on vacation, I’ll pick up the slack. Why hello everybody! I’m back! I hope you all were good while I was gone. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/223 "2015-07-26T01:27:09Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > A mind is a terrible thing to waste. ☹ I once saw a bumper sticker saying “A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.” ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/224 "2015-07-26T01:39:52Z")
> [@Catamount](#): > > Oh, nothing except **doggio** ’s dissing my taste in music. I’ll have y’all know I am currently listening to choral music on Last FM. Someone has to listen to highbrow longhaired music around here and since **Midget** ’s on vacation, I’ll pick up the slack. I’m not dissing your taste.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/225 "2015-07-26T01:45:33Z")
I’m glad you had a good time **Swampy** Then again it seems like you usually do, you have a busy life. I watched the smooth dance competition. I wish they would do a plain old foxtrot or tango sometimes. All that fancy stuff is nice, but so are the basics. Welcome back\*\* Midget\*\*, I was thinking about you today and hope you had a good time. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/226 "2015-07-26T02:01:47Z")
Thanks **sari.** 🙂 I pick up the cat from boarding tomorrow. I hope he’s all right. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/227 "2015-07-26T02:05:37Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > I once saw a bumper sticker saying “A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.” Surely there are no dirty minds in Canada! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/228 "2015-07-26T03:19:48Z")
I had a very nice afternoon with Fluffy and Aunt Mom. We had intended to go to a seafood place that’s right on the water, but by the time we got there, there was an hour wait for a table. So I looked on the map to see what was nearby, and found a steakhouse a couple of towns over. So very glad we found it. The food was orgasmic. Fluffy said if this was her last meal, she’d die happy. I had a crabmeat cocktail and a filet mignon Wellington. We shared some duck fat fried French fries, and whipped sweet potato. I should have taken pictures of the food, the presentation was just as awesome as the flavor. I will be dreaming about that meal for days. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/229 "2015-07-26T10:44:58Z")
Up, caffeinated, off to work. Welcome back, **Midget**. Glad you had fun, rosie. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/230 "2015-07-26T10:59:46Z")
Good morning!! Not as cool as the last couple, but still cool enough that we had the windows open, so there’s that. 😃 In case any of you are considering a new TV, avoid VIZIO like the plague. We’ve got one in the bedroom, and it’s a piece of crap! As soon as I have a few $$ to waste, I’m replacing it with a decent unit. Besides taking forever to turn on or to program itself, it doesn’t seem to like at least 3 of the channels pumped out by our cable company - naturally 3 that I’d like to watch while trying to fall asleep. So there ya go - beware of Vizio! My big project for today is making peach jam. The only other messy thing I have to do is transfer some of yesterday’s leftover lasagna into a proper container for freezing and finding space in the freezer. \*\*FCD \*\*will be repainting his saddle bags and a few other items that need to be finished. With luck, he’ll be riding again before autumn… He’s been working his butt off trying to finish that bike. And now he’s talking about buying another one, stripping it down to its frame, and rebuilding it customized. But it’ll take him a year to save enough for the project (we agreed he wouldn’t start till he had all the funds in hand.) So maybe he’ll just relax and enjoy his bike for a while. We’re promised some rain tonight and tomorrow - here’s hoping!! Welcome back, \*\*Midget \*\*- what did you bring us??? 😃 Happy Sunday! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/231 "2015-07-26T11:17:00Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis 72 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 94 for the day and no rain forecasted. We shall see. Welcome back **Midget**! Hope you had fun in Noo Yawk! Everyone else in da cave is still abed. In a little while I shall roust 'em to see if’n they still plan to deheathenate. Plans are to do so and then have a \ Quickie! \ N.O.L. Ok, that’s all I got. I need more caffeine and rumbly tummy wants sustenance. Then, onward into the day! Happy Sunday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/232 "2015-07-26T12:58:46Z")
**bobbio** , do you have a parade and Ferris wheel for Tomato Fest? 😛 Glad you survived the big fete, **swampy**. Welcome home, **Emily**! I’m up and caffeinating and fixing to jump into the shower. Ratatouille is made for the potluck and poke \ butt \ is in the crock for supper. Arrividircci! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/233 "2015-07-26T13:24:01Z")
I had to run to the dollar store for lids so I can jam - I had 6 but I needed 8. Now I have 18. Time to jam!! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/234 "2015-07-26T13:27:21Z")
Thanks, all. We picked up the cat this morning. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/235 "2015-07-26T13:41:37Z")
how long did kitty ignore you before purring and cuddling? eta - I am in spoon deficit this morning, but OH BOY was it ever worth it ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/236 "2015-07-26T13:43:01Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > how long did kitty ignore you before purring and cuddling? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/237 "2015-07-26T13:51:05Z")
Happy Sunday! It’s a sunny 76 degrees this morning. Looks like we have a week of hot days and cool nights coming up. I don’t know what I am doing today. I have lots of piddly things to do, like unload the dishwasher and fix the vacuum. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/238 "2015-07-26T14:32:20Z")
[Jammage](http://s72.photobucket.com/user/fairychatmom/media/DSCN2621_zpsdgybdgf6.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0)has been achieved! ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/239 "2015-07-26T15:17:05Z")
Welcome back EmilyG! I just came down from Mt. Mitchell where I go every summer to remind myself that it’s not hot everywhere. (62 American up there according to my car thermometer.) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/240 "2015-07-26T15:24:25Z")
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