# Bizarre Signage - A Directionless MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [July 20, 2015, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679 "2015-07-20T09:52:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 14

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/261 "2015-07-27T00:54:17Z")

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I worked, I went to my friend’s viewing. Now I’m making herbed poke chops with roasted potatoes and steamed green beans and portabellas.

> [@anyrose](#):
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> eta - I am in spoon deficit this morning, but OH BOY was it ever worth it

: spoons \*\*The Cute One[sup][sup]TM[/sup][/sup] :

> [@Catamount](#):
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> Climb up 6500 feet and you, too, can be cool. 😃

Don’t think the boy would be cool if he was on top of Everest.

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> What is “Lopezilla”?

The giant Amish cantaloupe\* she bought the other day. Do keep up with **Moom!**'s life.

[sub]\*Cantaloupe, forget the ladder.\*\*[/sub]

[sub][sub]\*\*I slay me[/sub][/sub]

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/262 "2015-07-27T02:23:47Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> The giant Amish cantaloupe\* she bought the other day. Do keep up with **Moom!**'s life.
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> [sub]\*Cantaloupe, forget the ladder.\*\*[/sub]
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> [sub][sub]\*\*I slay me[/sub][/sub]

You are quoting Swampy.  
You are a very sick man, and should speak with your physician or clergyman.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/263 "2015-07-27T02:32:17Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> You are quoting Swampy.  
> You are a very sick man, and should speak with your physician or clergyman.

How about my bartender?😃

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/264 "2015-07-27T07:50:32Z")

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[New MMP](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=763474)

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/265 "2015-07-27T10:36:42Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> How about my bartender?😃

That would work, too.

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