# Bizarre Signage - A Directionless MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [July 20, 2015, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679 "2015-07-20T09:52:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/21 "2015-07-20T14:47:31Z")
> [@Grrlbrarian](#): > > Just made a list of stuff that I need to accomplish before vacay next weekend. My, I shall be a very busy girl before that comes. ☹ > > Speaking of toilet habits, why must co-workers feel compelled to share this information about themselves or their children? Lady, I don’t need to hear how many poopy diapers your kid had yesterday, or any of the VOLUMINOUS details provided thereof! IANAD, I’m a prospect researcher. ICK!!! :eek: I know, right!? We went on a hike this weekend to Lisha Kill Preserve. It was a nice hike, in the woods, with no one around. Only problem was the BUGS. I tell you there was about 1000x mosquitoes because the creek was all but dried up and there was just a bit of very slow flowing water. Ugh. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/22 "2015-07-20T15:44:48Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > And I don’t know if its all the fine offerings SciFy Channel has been running or the beers I had while watching two last night but -------- I really really wish Ed Wood was alive today. Could you imagine just what kinds of truly epically bad movies he could have produced with all this modern technology? He couldn’t do any worse than [The Room.](http://www.theroommovie.com/) Ed Wood movies may be bad, but at least they’re entertaining. Plus, he made \*Glen or Glenda \*which is in a class all by itself. Whether that’s good or bad I leave to the viewer to decide. It is insanely humid today. I was going to repot my poor little African violet, but I have to do that outside and it’s way too hot. Time to hide in the cave until the sun goes down. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/23 "2015-07-20T17:14:24Z")
In the midst of making crayons. I’ve got 8 dinosaurs and 6 animals done, with another dozen dinos and 5 sea critters melting down right now. All that from 2 packs of crayons (minus the black and white crayons. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/24 "2015-07-20T17:45:57Z")
**rosie** , I used to have a Basset. While a nice bay is desirable in a hunting dog, a pet who insists upon accompanying a houseful of musicians can be annoying. I do miss Fred though. As an apartment dweller, I wouldn’t inflict a Basset, beagle or bloodhound on my neighbors. 😛 On US31W, where Nashville segues into one of the northern suburbs, there used to be one of the official green signs that read _Goodlettsville Citty Limits_. It stayed that way for a few years. In a dive where I played music once, in the ladies’ room was a handlettered sign that said _Please don’t puke in sink_. Classy kind of place, it was. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/25 "2015-07-20T17:47:06Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > In the midst of making crayons. I’ve got 8 dinosaurs and 6 animals done, with another dozen dinos and 5 sea critters melting down right now. All that from 2 packs of crayons (minus the black and white crayons. There are several witty replies to that, but I do not wish to have FairyChat angry with me. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/26 "2015-07-20T17:49:44Z")
The front postage stamp got mowed. I also saw while I was sitting on the deck that something has chewed at the wood over the deck. I had some Great Stuff and we filled the hole, great fun since as the stuff expanded out of the hole it dropped every where. Sah-son managed to avoid getting it into his hair. I’ve lived in the city and I’ve lived in the country and I have never had so many problems with critters around my house. Then again I always had _normal_ dogs that chase after critters, so maybe that kept them away. I washed the dog’s bed and hung it over the railing out back. It should be dry by now. I need some lunch but I’m back to feeling nauseous every time I look at food. I wonder how much longer until I feel back to normal, I’m getting tired of feeling this way. I go back to the doctor on Friday, I am not looking forward to it. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/27 "2015-07-20T18:16:48Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > I also saw while I was sitting on the deck that something has chewed at the wood over the deck. I had some Great Stuff and we filled the hole, great fun since as the stuff expanded out of the hole it dropped every where. Sah-son managed to avoid getting it into his hair. Good thing it missed. I got some on the sleeve of a jacket once, and it looks like I was pooped on by a seagull. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/28 "2015-07-20T18:17:18Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > (minus the black and white crayons. “I have a dream that my crayons will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their pigment, but by the sharpness of their point” 😛 The bathroom and kitchen is clean, I swept the common sidewalk, and Gordie has had 3 walks(I’ll spare you the details of his pooping). **sari** , I have rabbits hang out in front of my door. So much for Gordie the mighty hunter. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/29 "2015-07-20T18:20:58Z")
> [@missred](#): > > I wouldn’t inflict a Basset, beagle or bloodhound on my neighbors. There is a beagle next door to the current VunderLair. His mom takes him for a nightly walk, and it sounds like he’s being tortured from all the noise he makes. The real picture is this little 25ish pound dog is pulling a rather full figured woman down the road, and she is the one losing the fight. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/30 "2015-07-20T18:28:22Z")
**Bobbio** you 're retiring?! Congrats!!! Here in CA we haz weather conditions that seem more like MO. It got down to a steamy 74 degrees last night. Bleah. Didn’t open the windows. Thunderboomers, but rain didn’t reach our house. Piffle. Today, says the Weather folks, it shall be 92 (with liquid air levels of humidity, stoopid hurricane off the coast), but tonight it’s supposed to start cooling off. Yay! Terrablurf +1 That’s all I got for a Moanday so far. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/31 "2015-07-20T18:35:50Z")
Howdy from irk! I made it to the extreme southeast forty and back. Yay Me! When I leave irk I shall head over to the church house where I shall change into some comfy shorts and tshirt before beginnin’ to make dindin for rugrats. **sari** have you gotten more treats for Sah-dawg yet? We can’t have him goin’ without treats now can we? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/32 "2015-07-20T18:37:48Z")
I need a neck and shoulder rub. Any volunteers? ---
**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/33 "2015-07-20T18:53:32Z")
Dishes are waiting to be put up and laundry is going. I even managed to wash the dogs. I need lunch. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/34 "2015-07-20T19:00:51Z")
> [@ddsun](#): > > **Bobbio** you 're retiring?! Og, I wish… By age, I retire in about 10-15 years. By finances, I can retire about a week after I’m dead. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/35 "2015-07-20T19:02:49Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > **sari** , I have rabbits hang out in front of my door. For a moment I’d read rabbis, and I was wondering which kind. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/36 "2015-07-20T19:31:24Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I need a neck and shoulder rub. Any volunteers? Surely, but I am better with feet. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/37 "2015-07-20T19:39:38Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I need a neck and shoulder rub. Any volunteers? : rubs rosie’s neck and shoulders : **Flytrap** , she wants a neck rub, not which of your fetishes you are flaunting today. :rolleyes::p;) > [@Nava](#): > > For a moment I’d read rabbis, and I was wondering which kind. They were raising money for the Goy Scouts.\* [sub][sub]\*Yes, I’m going to Hell in several faiths.[/sub][/sub] ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/38 "2015-07-20T19:51:03Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Surely, but I am better with feet. > [@dogbutler](#): > > : rubs rosie’s neck and shoulders : > > **Flytrap** , she wants a neck rub, not which of your fetishes you are flaunting today. > :rolleyes::p;) Actually, I’ll take a foot rub, too, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/39 "2015-07-20T21:26:46Z")
Howdy All! I could have sworn I already posted today but I guess not. So here is what I would have said. ``` ***BLURF*** ``` All righty then. Back to irk just long enough to get ready to go home. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679/40 "2015-07-20T21:55:00Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > For a moment I’d read rabbis, and I was wondering which kind. The Mormon kind. 😃 I spent a lovely, hot, humid, miserable day in the middle of the forest yesterday. Today, I have a rather unpleasant sunburn. :smack: It’s still hot, sticky, and miserable outside. Thanks be to Og for air conditioning. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-signage-a-directionless-mmp/725679.md?page=3)