# Bizarre stereotypes - ''Only black people wear purple"? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 3, 2013, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-stereotypes-only-black-people-wear-purple/649240 "2013-02-03T18:31:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-stereotypes-only-black-people-wear-purple/649240/161 "2013-02-23T01:54:33Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > ETA: As a matter of fact, I can give a Black Girl Sex Trends news report right now…I think, as far as trends go for young women, anal sex is still not ‘cool’. I could be wrong, but I know that is how it was when I was young, and I never did warm up to it! That’s because it hurts like a bitch. Given my admittedly limited experience, I find it hard to believe any woman could genuinely enjoy it. I know some do, but just don’t understand _how_. (Also increases the likelihood of sexually transmitted diseases. So, there’s that.) ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-stereotypes-only-black-people-wear-purple/649240/162 "2013-02-23T01:56:38Z")
Most guys I’ve been with don’t even seem interested. I get the same report from friends. Unlike oral, anal was never even a factor. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-stereotypes-only-black-people-wear-purple/649240/163 "2013-02-23T01:59:08Z")
> [@olivesmarch4th](#): > > I find it hard to believe any woman could genuinely enjoy it. I know some do, but just don’t understand _how_. Skinny dick, lots of lube, take it slow. No, slower. Sloooooooowerrrrrr! And a bottle of tequila helps. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-stereotypes-only-black-people-wear-purple/649240/164 "2013-02-23T02:05:28Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Girl. Do what I do and just ignore it. I’m not kidding, it really helps me de-stress. If I see a post that takes some bizarre view that I don’t understand, I chalk it up to Straightdopemessagboardeze. I didn’t mean to be speaking Straightdopemessagboardeze, though I must admit I do speak it fluently. I also [speak jive.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0j2dVuhr6s) 😃 Shallow humor aside, look. I didn’t mean to be bullshitting you one bit up there in the post that **Blackberry** quoted and you remarked upon. Sometimes, methinks, a lot is lost for lack of intonation. My apologies if my post was offensive. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-stereotypes-only-black-people-wear-purple/649240/165 "2013-02-23T02:09:25Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Skinny dick, … But me and Blackberry like black men. Any advice for us? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-stereotypes-only-black-people-wear-purple/649240/166 "2013-02-23T02:26:50Z")
I have a suspicion that a very large percentage of women who HATE anal sex and swear they’ll never do it again (or some close variation of this) have experienced it with a partner who didn’t know what they were doing. There is doing it, and there is doing it _right_. For starters, you have to warm up and get the juices flowing before attempting to penetrate the dark side of the moon. I have found a bit of regular sex first is great for this. Also, as you begin, you must begin _slowly_ and ease your way in. As you get farther in, and she isn’t in any distress or displeasure, you can increase your force and speed. And of course using lube is a necessity. Dry anal sex would be torture. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-stereotypes-only-black-people-wear-purple/649240/167 "2013-02-23T02:32:30Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > But me and Blackberry like black men. Any advice for us? Skinny dick doesn’t mean \*small \*dick. But the aerodynamic ones are easier to start with. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-stereotypes-only-black-people-wear-purple/649240/168 "2013-02-23T03:38:24Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > I have a suspicion that a very large percentage of women who HATE anal sex and swear they’ll never do it again (or some close variation of this) have experienced it with a partner who didn’t know what they were doing. There is doing it, and there is doing it _right_. For starters, you have to warm up and get the juices flowing before attempting to penetrate the dark side of the moon. I have found a bit of regular sex first is great for this. Also, as you begin, you must begin _slowly_ and ease your way in. As you get farther in, and she isn’t in any distress or displeasure, you can increase your force and speed. And of course using lube is a necessity. Dry anal sex would be torture. :eek: Blech. To me it’s like trying to drink through your nostrils: you could probably get hydrated, but it’s not what the orifice was designed for. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-stereotypes-only-black-people-wear-purple/649240/169 "2013-02-23T13:20:19Z")
Nasal Sex: It’s not just for breakfast anymore. ---
**Author:** ![midnight-dreary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@midnight-dreary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/midnight-dreary)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-stereotypes-only-black-people-wear-purple/649240/170 "2013-02-23T13:34:43Z")
The mouth wasn’t designed to have phallic objects inserted into it either, so that’s sort of a moot point. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-stereotypes-only-black-people-wear-purple/649240/171 "2013-02-23T14:19:54Z")
> [@midnight-dreary](#): > > The mouth wasn’t designed to have phallic objects inserted into it either, so that’s sort of a moot point. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/2z-OLG0KyR4/hqdefault.jpg "Kirk Cameron And Bananas") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4) Kirk Cameron and some other guy disagree. This link is totally safe for work. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-stereotypes-only-black-people-wear-purple/649240/172 "2013-02-23T16:20:54Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > I have a suspicion that a very large percentage of women who HATE anal sex and swear they’ll never do it again (or some close variation of this) have experienced it with a partner who didn’t know what they were doing. There is doing it, and there is doing it _right_. For starters, you have to warm up and get the juices flowing before attempting to penetrate the dark side of the moon. I have found a bit of regular sex first is great for this. Also, as you begin, you must begin _slowly_ and ease your way in. As you get farther in, and she isn’t in any distress or displeasure, you can increase your force and speed. And of course using lube is a necessity. Dry anal sex would be torture. :eek: She may be not having any ‘‘distress or displeasure,’’ but not like, actually enjoying it. Have you ever met a woman who was like, “You know what I love? Anal sex.” I’ve always assumed it was just something women do because the men want it. Although I’ve heard similar statements about blowjobs and I actually enjoy giving blowjobs. Takes all kinds I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-stereotypes-only-black-people-wear-purple/649240/173 "2013-02-24T17:02:17Z")
Well, I don’t know that tons and tons of women really adore anal sex per se, but plenty love some degree of anal play. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-stereotypes-only-black-people-wear-purple/649240.md?page=8)