# Bizarre vagina requests (caution, possible language) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 3, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354 "2003-10-03T15:28:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/1 "2003-10-03T15:28:10Z")
According to the L.A. Times, one of the women harassed by Schwarzenegger said that he made a “bizarre vagina request.” Any thoughts on what it could have been? Here’s [mine](http://www.mallmonkeys.com/index.php?strip_id=254) ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/2 "2003-10-03T15:49:29Z")
I actually know what it is. Do you want me to tell you, or would you just prefer to speculum…er…speculate? ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/3 "2003-10-03T16:11:42Z")
“EATING IS NOT CHEATING!” ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/4 "2003-10-03T16:15:39Z")
[To a waitress, he said…](http://blogcritics.org/archives/2003/10/02/025610.php) **And he said, 'I want you to go in the bathroom, stick your finger in your [vagina], and bring it out to me.'** ---
**Author:** ![CBEscapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@CBEscapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBEscapee)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/5 "2003-10-03T18:37:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by t-keela \* > \*\*[To a waitress, he said…](http://blogcritics.org/archives/2003/10/02/025610.php) > > **And he said, ‘I want you to go in the bathroom, stick your finger in your [vagina], and bring it out to me.’** \*\* I wonder if the other customers noticed that their food smelled a little fishy that day? ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/6 "2003-10-03T19:06:04Z")
That’s messed up. Now that the truth is known, anybody care to speculate. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/7 "2003-10-03T19:11:42Z")
I assumed it involved ping-pong balls. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/8 "2003-10-05T05:09:07Z")
“I’ll be back, you be front.” ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/9 "2003-10-05T15:11:50Z")
That’s only one incident. There were several more. Find one or take a guess. [Arnold voice]…“I want to pump YOU up.” 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/10 "2003-10-05T16:59:30Z")
I’ll go with the OP, lol. ---
**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/11 "2003-10-05T20:28:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by t-keela \* > \*\*[To a waitress, he said…](http://blogcritics.org/archives/2003/10/02/025610.php) > > **And he said, ‘I want you to go in the bathroom, stick your finger in your [vagina], and bring it out to me.’** \*\* Didn’t this happen on an episode of _Sex and the City_? IIRC, Charlotte somehow met a mega-actor and he asked her to do this… Art imitating life or vice-versa? ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/12 "2003-10-05T21:08:04Z")
In a startling incident of Comedy-Central-meets-the-SDMB, a few days ago I had the Daily Show on TV in the livingroom, as I was (what else?) surfing the Straight Dope. What did I hear come from Jon Stewart’s mouth, during Headlines? “…and now, bizzare vagina requests…” preceeding a summary of the OP’s reported events. So, which came first? Did the OP cage the Daily Show headline, or is someone over at Comedy Central spending their working hours surfing our beloved forums? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arien)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/13 "2003-10-05T21:28:30Z")
It was a quote from the L.A. Times, **MixieArmadillo.** ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/14 "2003-10-05T21:53:24Z")
Well, hrmph. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/15 "2003-10-06T02:44:14Z")
If that article’s true, he’s a total jackass. _shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/16 "2003-10-06T02:50:24Z")
> [@](#): > > possible language “possible language?” You mean there was a converse likelihood I would open this thread and find it entirely composed of smileys? ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/17 "2003-10-06T03:03:00Z")
Haha! Yeah, I heard there might be language here and thought I’d take a peak, despite my better judgement. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/18 "2003-10-06T05:09:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Bizarre vagina requests ::::stifling self::::: don’t do it, old boy. ---
**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/19 "2003-10-06T05:25:01Z")
🙂 😃 🆒 :rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes: 🆒 😃 😛 :o 🙂 :mad: 😉 😃 🙂 😉 😃 :o :dubious: :rolleyes: :mad: 😉 ☹ 🙂 😃 :eek: 😛 :mad: 🙂 😉 :rolleyes: 😃 :o :eek: :mad: 🆒 😛 😉 ☹ 🙂 :eek: :rolleyes: :mad: :dubious: 😉 🙂 😃 🆒 :rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes: 🆒 😃 😛 :o 🙂 :mad: 😉 😃 🙂 😉 😃 :o :dubious: :rolleyes: :mad: 😉 ☹ 🙂 😃 :eek: 😛 :mad: 🙂 😉 :rolleyes: 😃 :o :eek: :mad: 🆒 😛 😉 ☹ 🙂 :eek: :rolleyes: :mad: :dubious: 😉 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarre-vagina-requests-caution-possible-language/205354/20 "2003-10-06T05:42:05Z")
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