# Bizarro (read: FUN!!) Doper Awards **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 5, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878 "2007-01-05T23:41:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/1 "2007-01-05T23:41:09Z")
First Edition! Let’s pass out some meaningless accolades for the best and brightest from 2006… \*\*\*\*\*For Longest Prehensile Tongue in A Moderator Position: **Giraffe** \*\*\*\*\*For Most Interesting Use of Signature Fonts and Sizes: **Bosda** \*\*\*\*\*For Best Use of Sheep: **Hal Briston** \*\*\*\*\*For Length of Persistence in Nudging Celebrities Off This Mortal Coil: **a35362** \*\*\*\*\*For Frontline, Badass Coverage of The Odious Phelps Clan: **Baker** … and that’s just to name a few that’s easily been floating around in my cesspool. Throw in anyone you like and we promise to only let them drown a bit. Mwahahahahaha. ~MC faithfool (Whose sorry she’s still not resisting the urge to tease **Hal** – because it’s just sooooo much fun!) ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/2 "2007-01-06T00:12:06Z")
Best suggestion for doper Superlative Awards:\*\* faithfool\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/3 "2007-01-06T00:14:54Z")
. . . is there a Margaret Dumont Lifetime Achievement Award for Imperious Glaring? ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/4 "2007-01-06T00:33:28Z")
Aw, thanks for joining the ceremonies! I’ll graciously accept (and any other little ol’ distinction y’all’d like to toss my way) and yield the floor again, after recognizing the proud and brave who’ve now beaten a path through the muck and the mire to participate. These are for you guys… \*\*\*\*\*For Doper Most Likely To Steal Candy From: **bigbabysweets** \*\*\*\*\*For The Most Articulate Use of The Combination of Pw: **Eve** … and I also gotta shout out to my favoritest online boyfriend. \*\*\*\*\*For Hottest Misanthrope Who Needs To Become An Extrovert Near Texas: **The Mad Hermit** Complimentary Twizzlers and Yoo Hoos in the back! Smiley face stickers too!! [Our lovely goodie bags are the product of my fevered imagination. Cheap and calorie free, take more than one if you. :)] ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/5 "2007-01-06T00:56:10Z")
**faithfool** –make mine a Career Achievement Award. I really don’t do the giant text/weird font in my sigs anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/6 "2007-01-06T02:46:56Z")
The NYC Badge of Honour: **Cartooniverse** The Official Feline Pawstamp of Approval: \*\*EddyTeddyFreddy \*\* [Narya](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narya): Qadgop the Mercotan The Esperanto Appreciation Society medal: **Sunspace** Promotion to Lt. Junior Grade: \*\*Der Trihs \*\* ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/7 "2007-01-06T03:48:44Z")
[QUOTE=Eve] . . . is there a Margaret Dumont Lifetime Achievement Award for Imperious Glaring? [/QUOTE] It’s called the Helen Hokinson Dowager Death-Ray Prize, and you just might retire it next year. So far, however, your sense of humor keeps that goal just inches from your grasp. Another problem is, whenever you say “Well, I _never_!” absolutely _no_ one has the courage to suggest that, well, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/8 "2007-01-06T21:55:36Z")
[QUOTE=The King of Soup] It’s called the Helen Hokinson Dowager Death-Ray Prize, and you just might retire it next year. So far, however, your sense of humor keeps that goal just inches from your grasp. Another problem is, whenever you say “Well, I _never_!” absolutely _no_ one has the courage to suggest that, well, you know. [/QUOTE] . . . which is why I usually say, “_well, really!_” (No one ever knows what I mean when I say I have turned into a [Helen Hokinson matron](http://www.askart.com/askart/h/helen_elna_hokinson/helen_elna_hokinson.aspx).) ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2007, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/9 "2007-01-07T01:25:43Z")
Most hours logged on parents’ couch… Most food consumed while posting… Most knowledge of inane and pointless trivia… Most pretentious spelling/grammer corrections… Most use of annoying-ass cliches… Most jobs started in a single year… Not sure who to nominate. I just thought these would be great categories. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2007, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/10 "2007-01-07T01:35:31Z")
{{{{ **Bear\_Nenno** }}}} I sense disillusion, young Padawan. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2007, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/11 "2007-01-07T01:53:33Z")
Best use of creative short rhymes: **EddyTeddyFreddy** Official SDMB Troll Hunter: **FinnAgain** , not always correct, but persistent. Official SDMB Cartoonist: **Amazon Floozy Goddess** The Not Dead Yet Award\*: **Liberal** Top Poster in the Fields of Posts: **Guin** Most Prolific poster: **What Exit?** not always correct, but persistent. Starter of the Most Threads: **BrainGlutton** - as in returns from suspensions and sabbaticals ---
**Author:** ![Caridwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c89c15/32.png) [@Caridwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caridwen)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2007, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/12 "2007-01-07T03:21:12Z")
> [@](#): > > Most Prolific poster: **What Exit?** not always correct, but persistent. (Also a very kind and thoughtful poster). ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2007, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/13 "2007-01-07T03:23:06Z")
Top teller of avaition stories: **Broomstick** Champion of sniffing out weird car news: **Tuckerfan** ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2007, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/14 "2007-01-07T03:36:29Z")
Biggest fan of former _Rolling Stone_ correspondants and drug addled essayists… **Queen Bruin** marginal and unemployable worker of debased and irregular habits… **Lumpy** SGT Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2007, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/15 "2007-01-07T05:06:31Z")
Inventor of the Longest Running Serial Thread who then Disappears off the Face of the Earth Award: **Rue DeDay** ---
**Author:** ![Penchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Penchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penchan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2007, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/16 "2007-01-07T06:06:40Z")
Best drama writer for Days of Our Dopers: **Sampiro** ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2007, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/17 "2007-01-07T06:16:16Z")
[QUOTE=Penchan] Best drama writer for Days of Our Dopers: **Sampiro** [/QUOTE] Yes!!! 🙂 > [@Kythereia](#): > > The Esperanto Appreciation Society medal: Sunspace Awww… :: rugxigxo :: I might have nominated **matt\_mcl** for that one, except that I nominate him for the “Demographic Specificity Award (Left-handed Francophone Socialist Pagan Esperanto-speaking Parliamentary-candidate Division)”, and can someone be nominated for more than one award? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/18 "2007-01-09T02:10:25Z")
Awards for the best and the brightest Require a touch of the lightest. How to single out one From so many, such fun, And offend none? I haven’t the slightest. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2007, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/19 "2007-01-09T03:08:34Z")
Best Translator of Ballywood: **Anaamika** King of TMI: **swampbear** ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2007, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878/20 "2007-01-09T08:16:04Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] Biggest fan of former _Rolling Stone_ correspondants and drug addled essayists… **Queen Bruin** [/QUOTE] Whoo, Freak Power! “It is always better to be shot out of a cannon than squeezed out of a tube.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bizarro-read-fun-doper-awards/386878.md?page=2)