# BJ for Crunchy Frog.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bj-for-crunchy-frog/54136>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 12, 2001, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bj-for-crunchy-frog/54136 "2001-02-12T11:38:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2001, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bj-for-crunchy-frog/54136/1 "2001-02-12T11:38:36Z")

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**Carina** plucks a linen napkin from the table.

Carefully folds it into a little pouch.

Blows a little puff of breath into its billowy folds.

Seals it with a kiss.

Hands it to **Crunchy.**

Blow Job to go! 😃

(As promised.)

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bj-for-crunchy-frog/54136/2 "2001-02-12T17:08:04Z")

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Is that why the napkin goes in the lap? I always thought it was just etiquette.

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2001, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bj-for-crunchy-frog/54136/3 "2001-02-12T17:32:18Z")

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The napkin is for the man. Y’know, so while she’s taking care of business, you can eat nachos and stuff without making a mess.

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**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bj-for-crunchy-frog/54136/4 "2001-02-12T17:37:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mouthbreather \*  
> \*\*The napkin is for the man. Y’know, so while she’s taking care of business, you can eat nachos and stuff without making a mess. \*\*

Precisely. I _hate_ nacho cheese in my hair.

😛

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bj-for-crunchy-frog/54136/5 "2001-02-12T23:18:59Z")

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So why did you send this in a napkin?

Oh! Oh my God! Oh Yes! mmmmmmmmmm…

I see. _ **That’s** _ why you sent it in a napkin.  
So do I get more of these every time I say something nice about you?