# Bjork...still kinda hot, still kinda weird. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 21, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bjork-still-kinda-hot-still-kinda-weird/468887 "2008-10-21T14:11:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![diggleblop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@diggleblop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diggleblop)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bjork-still-kinda-hot-still-kinda-weird/468887/41 "2008-10-23T16:28:18Z")
I want to hear her squeak like a rabid mouse as soon as the head of my penis enters her turd cutter. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bjork-still-kinda-hot-still-kinda-weird/468887/42 "2008-10-23T20:27:25Z")
You want to see weird? Look up her stalker’s suicide film. Bjork has nothing on that. Now that I’ve laid the groundwork, I’ll just say that to see it you should Google “Bjork stalker” or “Ricardo Lopez”. It’s not at all hard to find, and linking to it would get me in some serious trouble here. ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bjork-still-kinda-hot-still-kinda-weird/468887/43 "2008-10-23T22:59:17Z")
Oh man. You can hear the blood dribbling onto the ground and everything. Christ. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bjork-still-kinda-hot-still-kinda-weird/468887/44 "2008-11-04T05:05:49Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > I don’t know if “still” applies to this particular video, as I’m pretty sure it is several years old. I saw it a few years back and I think it was old then. Though she is in fact still hot. Good Ford - she’s in her forties, and from that video, I thought she was about my age. (I’m 25). She is _amazingly_ cute. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bjork-still-kinda-hot-still-kinda-weird/468887/45 "2008-11-04T05:14:22Z")
> [@straight\_man](#): > > I watched them, and I was certainly amused. Feel better now? > > She hasn’t aged well, though, has she. You know, I think she’s still pretty damn cute - and there’s no way I’d take her for 44. What’s the deal with this woman, anyway? Is this a schtick, or is she genuinely that out of it? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bjork-still-kinda-hot-still-kinda-weird/468887/46 "2008-11-04T05:51:14Z")
> [@Mr.Excellent](#): > > You know, I think she’s still pretty damn cute - and there’s no way I’d take her for 44. > > What’s the deal with this woman, anyway? Is this a schtick, or is she genuinely that out of it? Those videos were parodies and not really her. ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bjork-still-kinda-hot-still-kinda-weird/468887/47 "2008-11-04T07:06:53Z")
Will she end up in a secret prison now that Iceland has been declared a terrorist nation? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bjork-still-kinda-hot-still-kinda-weird/468887/48 "2008-11-04T11:39:44Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Those videos were parodies and not really her. Wow. Er - hey, did anyone else hear that noise? Sort of a “whoosh” sound, coming from right over my head. No? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bjork-still-kinda-hot-still-kinda-weird/468887.md?page=2)