# Black Candles and Chicken Blood **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 5, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146 "2000-12-05T15:49:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/1 "2000-12-05T15:49:12Z")
Here it is. Post number 666. Come one, come all to the Black Mass. With any luck we can get Satan back onto the board. You guys start chanting. I gotta go find us a virgin. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/2 "2000-12-05T16:05:09Z")
Just stand under the Trinity Bell Tower and wait for it to ring… 😉 Um, because I wuv you I’ll break my no post party rule and say “Congrats”, but I’m saying it in a very grudging voice and my heart just isn’t in it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/3 "2000-12-05T16:11:11Z")
woo-hoo! evil! evil! evil! don’t know about finding a virgin on these boards… ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/4 "2000-12-05T16:11:33Z")
Actually tater, I didn’t envision this as a post count party. Just a thread for evil purposes inspired by my count number. I want for nothing in the way of congratulations. Thanks anyway. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/5 "2000-12-05T16:15:16Z")
_Ogre shuffles in, face hidden by a heavy, black hood_ Skulls dangle from his hempen belt. The odor of freshly rendered baby fat wafts from his clothing. He raises his face and arms to the Scapegoat on the west wall. “Om Mani Padmi Ommmmmmm!” Wait, dammit, that’s not right. OK, OK, I got it. “Ia! Cthulhu fthagn! Ia! Ia!” No, that’s not it either. He rests his chin in one bloody hand. He shifts restlessly, trips over his robe, stumbles, and rights himself. A giggle (menacing, of course, as befits the atmosphere) is heard from the depths of the hood. Hold on, now, I’m trying to do this with a straight face. “I luv you! You luv me! We’re a something something family!” Satanic enough? Ogre falls on the floor in fits of laughter. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/6 "2000-12-05T16:20:53Z")
But I’ve retired from the Evil business! Waaaaah! You did this on purpose, you mean Trion, you! You knew I was going to be retiring and you waited to post your 666 post after I did it! Bad Trion! No Original Danish Breakfast Meat for you! ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/7 "2000-12-05T16:27:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ogre \* > > * * * > > “I luv you! You luv me! We’re a something something family!” > \*\* YIKES! That’s a little **too** evil. From Twisty > [@](#): > > don’t know about finding a virgin on these boards… That may be where my plan falls apart. I might need some help from someone with evil experience. Hey tater… (nobody really retires from the evil business) ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/8 "2000-12-05T16:51:54Z")
Sorry, no can do, my new business is exporting Original Danish Breakfast meat to Ireland and Canada, no more time for evil. Plus, this is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, Age of Aquarious, AQUARIUS! And I’m letting the sun shine in, letting the sun shine in, the SUN shine in! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/9 "2000-12-05T16:56:56Z")
Age of Aquarius!! I’m putting on a pair of platforms with goldfish in the soles!! ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/10 "2000-12-05T17:20:23Z")
And if you want to be truely evil, stick some piranhas in there too. Then you’ll have that suave crimson hue thing going on. Tres chic. ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/11 "2000-12-05T17:28:19Z")
damn… too late… before the summer I could have participated as black mess virgin… but actually I dont really like being killed… so. never mind… dodgy ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/12 "2000-12-05T19:25:51Z")
Evil eh? hmmmm… what can I do to bring this party to a more evil plane? ah! _Oldscratch presents…the illegitimete love child of AL Sharpton and Katherine Harris_ If **that** isn’t evil, I don’t know what is. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/13 "2000-12-05T21:30:41Z")
_timidly_ I’m a virgin. Is that a good thing? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/14 "2000-12-05T22:22:01Z")
I wish I could attend all the parties on this board, but there’s just so many that unfortunately, I have to pick and choose. This one just seemed too good to resist. Heh. I keep a herd of small goats in my basement, just for occasions such as this. I’ve brought one along. Here ya go! Oh, and Zoggie? I wouldn’t admit to being a virgin around here. Not only are you a prime candidate for sacrifice, you’re also a prime candidate for endless rounds of “hey Zoggie, how YOU doin’?” from the fine gentlemen of the SDMB. If I were you, I’d seriously consider being sacrificed. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/15 "2000-12-05T22:36:32Z")
Trion, I am also not a post party maven, but for you, in honor of your evil thread title and intentions, I’ll start drawing symbols in the dirt with chicken blood. ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/16 "2000-12-05T22:36:34Z")
Ok, I think I have the correct [chant](http://192.41.19.35/excalibr/charm.wav) a one, and a two, and a… ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/17 "2000-12-05T22:43:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*_timidly_ I’m a virgin. Is that a good thing? \*\* Why, yes Zoggie. It is a wonderful thing. Just lie here a moment. And now my minions - Poke her with the soft cushions! Thank you for the goat Persephone. Now we need a volunteer to deflower the goat. adsoul - that chant sounds great. Where did you get it? ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/18 "2000-12-05T22:55:46Z")
I thought I’d just poke my head and tell y’all that even though I’ve joined the Righteous and Meek, I’ll still remember you fondly. Even when I’m up in Heaven with John Denver and Baltimora and you are burning in the eternal lake of fire. I hate the sin, but love the sinner. Now I will go and quietly picket this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/19 "2000-12-05T22:56:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Trion \* > Thank you for the goat Persephone. Now we need a volunteer to deflower the goat. > \*\* Coldie! You’re wanted here! Don’t forget the straws! 😃 _d & r_ P.S. Way to go, Trion. ---
**Author:** ![lucie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed8c4c/32.png) [@lucie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lucie)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146/20 "2000-12-05T22:58:16Z")
Damn. I thought this was going to be a “how will you celebrate Christmas this year?” thread. Oh well, I’m putting the cookbooks away. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-candles-and-chicken-blood/44146.md?page=2)