# Black Jewish Lesbian Republicans ONLY **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 18, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429 "2001-04-18T15:01:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/21 "2001-04-18T22:48:40Z")
Auuuugh! I was so close. Friggin’ lobsters. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/22 "2001-04-19T00:57:24Z")
Apparently, I qualify. (this week anyway) ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/23 "2001-04-19T01:59:16Z")
No mobile phones permitted. No photography during performance. No standing. No smoking. No exit. No visitors of opposite sex after 10.00 pm. No cooking in rooms. No funny-looking kids. No whining. No flirting. Keep out this means you. Don’t Even Think of Parking Here. Police Line Do Not Cross. Staff only. Officers Only. CEO only. No admittance. Nil by mouth. No visitors. You must be this tall to use this ride. Get lost. [sub]this is strangely depressing[/sub] No Redboss! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/24 "2001-04-19T01:59:48Z")
No puppy haters, and no people who think Survivor is a worthwhile show, and no people who are anti-The Rolling Stones, and no- wait a minute… **I** like The Weakest Link!! ::disapears in a poof of dust:: Argh… ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/25 "2001-04-19T03:04:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Redboss \* > \*\*No mobile phones permitted. > No photography during performance. > No standing. > No smoking. > No exit. > No visitors of opposite sex after 10.00 pm. > No cooking in rooms. > No funny-looking kids. > No whining. > No flirting. > Keep out this means you. > Don’t Even Think of Parking Here.(what are you going to do > Police Line Do Not Cross. call the police? I’ll > Staff only. tell them I was thinking > Officers Only. about something else)with > CEO only. apologies to Paula Poundstone > No admittance. > Nil by mouth. > No visitors. > > You must be this tall to use this ride. > > Get lost. > > [sub]this is strangely depressing[/sub] > No Redboss! > > \*\* what about: no shoes no shirt no service no tickee no washee no breathing no typing ---
**Author:** ![pantom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/34f0e0/32.png) [@pantom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pantom)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/26 "2001-04-19T03:17:20Z")
No brains… No service. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/27 "2001-04-19T06:59:22Z")
No Coke, Pepsi! -Foreign waiters dealing with people who were raised to think Coke is universal. No fat chicks. -Proof that conceptions of beauty can change completely in a century. TOP SECRET FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE -Markov Cheney lives! The Mgt. -Biggest pack of fools that ever lived. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/28 "2001-04-19T11:59:32Z")
No one born in 1962. No one who registered on 03-20-2001. No one who lives in Missouri. No one with 1,578 posts. No one named after a stupid vegetable. No one with a faithful aussie leatherboy (faithless, okay). No one who posted to [When I was in junior high…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1266184#post1266184) No one who loves both the blues and his dog. (Ya have to make a choice, pal.) No one who misspells phantom. No one praised by Inor. Sheesh, can’t you people just hang out with your own kind? ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/29 "2001-04-19T21:03:14Z")
How **do** you spell phantom? Oh, and also, please specify which vegetables are not stupid, I’m thinking of changing user names and… ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/30 "2001-04-20T09:36:52Z")
No one who calls California “sunny”. ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/31 "2001-04-20T09:41:57Z")
I’d make a suggestion, but I’m sure I’d just get a “no actuaries” in reply. pan ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/32 "2001-04-20T13:38:27Z")
No actuaries. ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/33 "2001-04-20T13:55:25Z")
So… would [Groucho Marx](http://www.ag.wastholm.net/author/Groucho_Marx) be comfortable in this thread or not? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/34 "2001-04-20T14:17:29Z")
Xeno okay. ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/35 "2001-04-20T15:04:23Z")
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**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/36 "2001-04-20T17:27:04Z")
> [@](#): > > No one who calls California “sunny”. What would you call [it](http://www.venicebeach.com/pictures/cgi-bin/show.cgi?06)? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/37 "2001-04-20T17:51:04Z")
WOWZA! :eek: Okay, tradesilicon okay, too. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/38 "2001-04-20T22:15:48Z")
🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/39 "2001-04-21T12:26:41Z")
No short people. No Harley Davidson’s. ( You wanna look cool? Buy a Beemer, assmunch). No Ford Festiva Drivers ( Sorry, guys 😛 ). No 16 year olds. No tenured teachers. No Golden Parachutes. No golden showers either :eek: No more poking your fingernail in my eye. It keeps me from watching re-runs of “The Waltons”. No more homophobes. No more ectomorphs. No more mutilating Barbie Dolls with the kids at the breakfast table. No more fuckin’ wanna-be Hippies wandering around up here saying, " Hey man, which one is White Lake? Isn’t that the real Woodstock?". Sorry spikenuts, but even WOODSTOCK wasn’t Woodstock. You wanna get in touch with Max Yasgur? Go buy a fuckin’ half gallon of his ice cream. No more freaks. No more rock-throwing protesters. ( Whatthefuckisthatabout?) That should about do it. I feel better now. Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/40 "2001-04-21T14:40:08Z")
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