# Black Jewish Lesbian Republicans ONLY **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 18, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429 "2001-04-18T15:01:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/41 "2001-04-21T18:27:45Z")
wring is pre-authorzied. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/42 "2001-04-21T19:47:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*wring is pre-authorzied. \*\* 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/43 "2001-04-21T20:25:42Z")
Apparently, no Pit-grade posts. :rolleyes: No transparent attempts to create a **Threadspotting** candidate by posting a MPSIMS-like thread in the wrong forum. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/44 "2001-04-21T20:31:17Z")
This thread seems to have racked up an unusually large number of smilies for the Pit. Isn’t there some kind of unwritten rule about that? Queried the two-time offender. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/45 "2001-04-21T20:43:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Aaaaaaccckkkk! No usurpers! Shoo! Shoo! \*\* \ Hey, if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the business. Wordsmithy is a task for the swain’t of heart 😛 Besides, NOBODY calls me a surper and gets away with it!!! Fondly, your second in command ( See? I know my place. Bottom, boy, bottom ), Cartooniverse p.s. So, I’m like 10 posts from 1,000. Do I run them up fast and lazily, or nurture each one along until I hit the big “K” ??? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/46 "2001-04-21T21:34:39Z")
> [@](#): > > Apparently, no Pit-grade posts. Who the hell asked you? Go sit on Bismark’s helmet, piss monkey. No jealous posters who bitch and moan, citing unwritten rules, ghosts, MPSIMS, or other nonexistent things. > [@](#): > > So, I’m like 10 posts from 1,000. Do I run them up fast and lazily, or nurture each one along until I hit the big “K” ??? If you want to be second in command here, do your thousandth post as something erotic, and make sure you’re masturbating as you write it. Climax to coincide with clicking the submit button. Otherwise, get the hell out. ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/47 "2001-04-21T22:43:20Z")
Hey!! No Libertarians who rag on the best real game show on TV, _The Weakest Link_. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/48 "2001-04-21T23:12:57Z")
You’re future here is about as bright as that of a cockroach on stage with Stomp. Get out. Run, dammit. Come back with an acceptable offering and an obsequious apology, and we’ll see. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/49 "2001-04-22T00:52:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\* If you want to be second in command here, do your thousandth post as something erotic, and make sure you’re masturbating as you write it. Climax to coincide with clicking the submit button. Otherwise, get the hell out. \*\* Your wish is my command, Monseignor. So…what did YOU do for number 3,000 ??? Cartooniverse ( who’s running up to the Magic K at an alarming speed today ) ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/50 "2001-04-22T04:10:15Z")
Libertarian, I apologize that you can’t handle a quiz show that asks more than 30 questions in an hour. And I apologize that an insult is not named after you yet. No more “All your \_\_\_\_ belong to” statements. No more record producers shoving gansta rappers and girlie-boy and boyish-girl groups down our throats then saying “that’s what the audience demands”. And of course, no more goat-felchers. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/51 "2001-04-22T04:16:29Z")
And no whining, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Hazel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Hazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazel)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/52 "2001-04-22T04:23:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mouthbreather \* > \*\*I went to high school with a kid who was half Vietnamese and half West Virginian. He called himself “purple” (instead of black, white, Asain or whatever). > > He used to run around screaming about “purple power” and how all us whiteys were the devil. He vowed that he was going to find other purples and they would then revolt. He was a pretty funny kid. \*\* Wow! This is amazing! I’ve been searching for my people, the Purples, for years! I want to enroll and get cool benefits from the govt. All us opressed minorities get 'em, yaknow, them govt benefits. ---
**Author:** ![Hazel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Hazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazel)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/53 "2001-04-22T04:33:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by capacitor \* > \*\* > > And of course, no more goat-felchers. \*\* Well, if I can’t felch goats here, I’m gone! ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/54 "2001-04-22T10:27:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by capacitor \* > \*\* And of course, no more goat-felchers. \*\* \*\* New and Improved, GOAT-FELCH\*\*. Remember, it’s now available in either E-Zee 2 Owe-Puhn 6 Paks OR the half-gallon carton. **GOAT FELCH. IT’S NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANY MORE** ( This message brought to you by the NAGFAC- North American Goat-Felch Avisory Council. Providing hygeinic goat-felch for over 40 years, especially to employees of fast food drive through windows. 😛 ) ---
**Author:** ![Sterra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Sterra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sterra)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/55 "2001-04-22T10:28:55Z")
No men or women either! ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/56 "2001-04-22T10:53:03Z")
No one whose set of exclusions is patently absurd (e.g. by containing such exclusions as must necessarily apply to he or she who posted them). ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/57 "2001-04-22T13:43:06Z")
Hey… Hey! What’s all this fucking rabble?! This ain’t no rave party. Get your goat felching asses outta here! You people are disgusting. The only felching allowed around here is mouth felching, or else felching with room temperature watermelons. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/58 "2001-04-22T22:47:50Z")
Maybe I missed something, but what exactly is it you are prohibiting all these people from doing? ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/59 "2001-04-23T00:05:52Z")
No one who doesn’t understand this thread. ---
**Author:** ![mighty\_maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@mighty\_maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mighty_maxx)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/60 "2001-04-23T01:21:07Z")
No people who post chatty acronyms that everyone is supposed to and say they hate people who don’t know them. And then don’t explain what they are so someone like me can pretend they always knew. YMMV means Yak Money Much Value? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429.md?page=4)