# Black Jewish Lesbian Republicans ONLY **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 18, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429 "2001-04-18T15:01:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/61 "2001-04-23T01:24:18Z")
Varlosz is now second in command. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/62 "2001-04-23T01:50:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Varlosz is now second in command. \*\* WHAT??? Fuck You !!! 😛 Like, what am I now, third assistant Cabin Boy? Fuck this job ! I want out of this dickless outfit!!! ( And, not for nothing, but my list ROCKED ) Cartooniverse the Swabby 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/63 "2001-04-23T09:11:54Z")
No fucking mutinous ingrates who didn’t fulfill their prerequisites. Where’s the story, asswipe? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/64 "2001-04-23T20:07:30Z")
Listen, **Cockwrench** , I took both Exclusionary Dimentia 101 AND Exclusionary Dimentia 102. I took three sections of Racism and How To Make It Work For You. I did 3 credits of How To Be A Subordinate To An Assmunch ( heh, that’ll show yas 😃 ). Got a B+, too. I beg to differ with you, but I MORE than fulfilled the prerequisites. And no,I’m NOT impressed that you know how to spell prerequisites. 😉 Fine. You wanna make **V** your second in command? Go ahead. Who do I have to fuck to get out of this skanky outfit? Cartooniverse p.s. I have to say, as hijacks go, this one’s crackerjack good fun. Say, **Libertarian** , have you any Grey Poupon? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/65 "2001-04-23T21:29:09Z")
But of _course_ I have Grey Poupon… Now, for the memory impaired, which I wouldn’t point out is, oh, {{{YOU}}}, where’s your erotic story? Remember this? > [@](#): > > If you want to be second in command here, do your thousandth post as something erotic, and make sure you’re masturbating as you write it. Climax to coincide with clicking the submit button. Otherwise, get the hell out. What the hell, did you, um, BLOW it? ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/66 "2001-04-23T21:40:09Z")
No Grey Poupon. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/67 "2001-04-24T00:01:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\* What the hell, did you, um, BLOW it? \*\* \< Hanging head in shame \> Yeah. I did. I started a G.D. thread with my 1K post, instead of cowtowing to your demands. I’m not worthy. \*\* Manny?\*\*. How about Goulden’s Spicy Brown, lightly swiped over a Dirty Water Dog purchased at the corner of West 8th and 6th? 😃 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![tisiphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tisiphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tisiphone)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/68 "2001-04-24T02:42:53Z")
No Greenpeacers or other earth muffins. No bloodsucking corporate robber barons, either! No crystal-waving New Agers. And nobody from this site - You are coming from: ``` http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=67941 This site is not authorized to use any content from our server! ``` Which I found trying to follow **tradesilicon** s link. Feh to you humourless sods. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429/69 "2001-04-24T18:19:05Z")
> [@](#): > > Feh to you humourless sods. Didn’t he say no whiners? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-jewish-lesbian-republicans-only/62429.md?page=3)