# Black Panther movie **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 18, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075 "2018-02-18T20:07:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/621 "2018-03-15T22:50:44Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > My 92 year old, widowed, post-stroke, Holocaust survivor mom? > > That one? You’re goddamn right! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/622 "2018-03-15T22:57:07Z")
> [@SlackerInc](#): > > You’re goddamn right! > Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Charming. ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/623 "2018-03-15T23:03:40Z")
(Bowing) M’lady. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/624 "2018-03-15T23:07:07Z")
Next comes the part where **SlackerInc** pulls out some school test score or something to show us that he’s really smart and not just a weird guy who overshares! ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/625 "2018-03-16T00:04:10Z")
Oof, that attempted burn landed with a damp thud. Better leave that kind of thing to the burn artists like LHOD. It’s just not your forte, iiandy. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Trafalgar\_Laura](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trafalgar_laura/32/2907_2.png) [@Trafalgar\_Laura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trafalgar_Laura)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/626 "2018-03-16T00:13:43Z")
Hey! Everybody, listen to this! Those white actors from Black Panther were in LoTR, right? They’re… they’re _Tolkien white guys_! Can’t we switch back to just talking about that now? I’m very sorry I complained before. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/627 "2018-03-16T04:31:22Z")
Personally, I sort-of tuned out of this particular flailing episode when he started enthusiastically talking about a 14 y.o. kid soaping up their penis. You could practically see him playing the scenario over and over in his head…I’m sure the self-admitted weaboo has indeed “read a lot about the case”, if you know what I [mean](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futanari). (possibly NSFW link) One **Starving Artist** on a board is already one too many, IMO. But if that’s who \*\*Slacker \*\*wants to emulate, he can go for it. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/628 "2018-03-16T04:38:13Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Charming. Dont you wish the ignore function worked for you? ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/629 "2018-03-16T06:41:48Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Personally, I sort-of tuned out of this particular flailing episode when he started enthusiastically talking about a 14 y.o. kid soaping up their penis. > > You could practically see him playing the scenario over and over in his head… Wowww…I really would not have bet on your sinking to your lowest level this late in the game. That’s an almost Trumpian achievement! You so carefully tried to cultivate an image of a woker than woke, holier-than-thou, pure as the driven snow progressive. And now you throw that away with a tired, sophomoric, ‘90s style “heh heh heh, he’s gay!” jibe that’s not even a good burn? What are you doing, man? Kind of sad. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/630 "2018-03-16T06:56:43Z")
> [@SlackerInc](#): > > You so carefully tried to cultivate an image of a woker than woke, holier-than-thou, pure as the driven snow progressive. That you think that is just a further testament to your lack of reading comprehension, that you think I would ever think of myself as “progressive”. I mean, I _am_ holier than _thou_, **Slacker** , but so’s a fairly self-absorbed, mildly sociopathic scoop of sentient pond scum. > [@](#): > > And now you throw that away with a tired, sophomoric, ‘90s style “heh heh heh, he’s gay!” jibe that’s not even a good burn? I don’t know _what_ kind of kink your predilection for underage _futanari_ is, but “gay” is _not_ it. Good try at attempting a deflection, though. “A” for effort, if not for execution. “F” for inadvertently showing _you_ still consider the girl in the shower to be a boy in your thinking, though. > [@](#): > > What are you doing, man? Kind of sad. …says the guy making “Your Mom!” ripostes. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/631 "2018-03-16T07:21:43Z")
You didn’t catch the ironic/meta, tongue-in-cheek nature of my “your mom” routine? That’s a shame. But I will acknowledge that your “pond scum” bit was actually a pretty good burn. Fairly complex, decent level of difficulty, and you landed it cleanly. Nice job, way to bounce back. I’m proud of you, Dibbsy! I was getting pretty bored, and that perked me up a bit. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/632 "2018-03-16T07:38:36Z")
> [@SlackerInc](#): > > You didn’t catch the ironic/meta, tongue-in-cheek nature of my “your mom” routine? Sure, Gretchen, whatever you say. ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/633 "2018-03-16T08:00:57Z")
Uff da, and then you backslide, just when you were doing so well. Shoulda quite while you were ahead! (Or at least not so far behind.) Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/634 "2018-03-16T09:14:38Z")
Sure, Gretchen, whatever you say. ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/635 "2018-03-16T11:02:22Z")
Huh, now I’m curious if you’ll reply that way to anything I post. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/636 "2018-03-16T11:20:40Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > My 92 year old, widowed, post-stroke, Holocaust survivor mom? > > That one? Hawt. **SlackerInc** - I’m begging you: please stop saying “woke”. It is not the argument-winning ploy you appear to think it is, anymore than referring to the same ill-defined and largely imaginary group as “SJWs” or “cucks” or whatever the catchphrase of the week is is. It just makes you sound desperate. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/637 "2018-03-16T11:54:59Z")
> [@SlackerInc](#): > > Huh, now I’m curious if you’ll reply that way to anything I post. Your mom! ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075/638 "2018-03-16T19:25:44Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Your mom! That’s fair. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/black-panther-movie/809075.md?page=31)