# Blackacre. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 7, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467 "2004-11-07T05:19:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/1 "2004-11-07T05:19:34Z")
**Blackacre** is: [ul] [li][fatuous](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=282009)[/li][li][moronic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=282406)[/li][li][crass](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=281976)[/li][li][oafish](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=282571)[/li][li][immature](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=285128)[/li][li][a testosterone crazed asshat](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=285269)[/li][li][a troll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5401416&postcount=51)[/li] and most importantly [li]In violation of [board rules](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=127729).[/ul][/li] So why is this half-witted, bloodthirsty moron still here, again? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/2 "2004-11-07T05:30:16Z")
For your sins? ---
**Author:** ![Legolamb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@Legolamb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legolamb)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/3 "2004-11-07T05:31:42Z")
To prove that no matter how dumb we may all feel on occasion, there is always one worse off than us? Comic relief, maybe? Nah, I got nothing. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/4 "2004-11-07T05:33:34Z")
A common enemy for the right and the left in Doperdom? One topic on which there is near-unanimity? Someone to make us feel, no matter what asshats we may have made of ourselves, that we can’t possibly be THAT moronic? ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/5 "2004-11-07T05:34:13Z")
He puts most of his stupidity in the Pit? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/6 "2004-11-07T05:37:39Z")
> [@ZebraShaSha](#): > > He puts most of his stupidity in the Pit? Hey, he’s bringing down the tone of our beloved BBQ Pit! I expect better from Pitizens – wit, vitriol, clever phrasing of an evisceration, a deft flick of the disemboweling knife, an impressive swing of the spiked club – you know, dismemberment with style. Or at least Technicolor gore. This chump’s simply boring. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/7 "2004-11-07T05:46:31Z")
So someone can actually call him a troll and not get banned? **Blackacre** , seriously, switch sides. You are NOT helping the struggle. (Though at first I thought he was a Dem trying to stir up anti-conservative posts. But after the election, I don’t think any Dems are clever enough for that) ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/8 "2004-11-07T05:52:41Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > So someone can actually call him a troll and not get banned? It does seem to be a violation of board rules… but it’s also a quote from **Lynn** where she says he’s been a troll… grey area perhaps? Oh, and, can we please all join hands, on both sides of the political spectrum, and say that **blackacre** is a tool? (I think that could really help to heal this country ~sniffles~) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/9 "2004-11-07T05:54:42Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > So someone can actually call him a troll and not get banned? > **Blackacre** , seriously, switch sides. You are NOT helping the struggle. (Though at first I thought he was a Dem trying to stir up anti-conservative posts. But after the election, I don’t think any Dems are clever enough for that) No way, uh uh, YOU take him! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/10 "2004-11-07T05:57:36Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > No way, uh uh, YOU take him! Let’s give him to the Libertarians! They’ll take _anybody_! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/11 "2004-11-07T06:00:37Z")
**Miller** , you are cruel, ruthless, and cynical. Though these are qualities I usually abhor, I must admit, it has its uses… ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/12 "2004-11-07T06:30:36Z")
Note: I am not calling **Blackacre** a troll (not publicly). I was simply quoting **Lynn Bodoni** from that link. He trolled, as per **Lynn’s** comment, thus he is (or was) unequivocally a troll. I am not accusing him of any further, present trolling. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/13 "2004-11-07T06:42:25Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Note: I am not calling **Blackacre** a troll (not publicly). I was simply quoting **Lynn Bodoni** from that link. He trolled, as per **Lynn’s** comment, thus he is (or was) unequivocally a troll. I am not accusing him of any further, present trolling. I wasn’t suggesting you be banned. I was saying he was sent here so someone could say it and be so spot on that the banning wouldn’t happen. We at duffer, Inc. regret the error. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/14 "2004-11-07T09:23:18Z")
Agreed **Ilsa\_Lund**. I’d call **Blackacre** a jackass, but jackasses are at least amusing on occasion. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/15 "2004-11-07T09:42:19Z")
Besides, jackasses are cute, useful animals. This boron is neither. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/16 "2004-11-07T10:27:33Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Let’s give him to the Libertarians! They’ll take _anybody_! I think you misspelled “Democrats”. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/17 "2004-11-07T13:12:18Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > I think you misspelled “Democrats”. Humorous – though a good comeback for the original remark, which is not notably more tasteful than the typical remark of the Pittee in this thread. How about we metaphorically send him to some category that is not represented on this board, therefore avoiding insulting anyone – say the Utilitarian Ultramontanists (not to be confused with the Universalist-Unitarians, with whom they share nothing but Ugueth Urbina’s initials)? ---
**Author:** ![Sevastopol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Sevastopol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sevastopol)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/18 "2004-11-07T13:59:34Z")
\*"Toodle-pip, old bean. That’s rather jolly, what, Cheers. LawUG"\* ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/19 "2004-11-07T14:32:28Z")
I’ve got it. We send blackacre to Al Qaeda for a couple of picks in next years moron draft. Then he’s a terrorist and we can declare war on him. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/20 "2004-11-07T15:13:25Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > I think you misspelled “Democrats”. We don’t want him either 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467.md?page=2)