# Blackacre. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 7, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467 "2004-11-07T05:19:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/61 "2004-11-08T08:16:55Z")
I’m undecided about who deserves him the most, however I narrowed it to four choices :[ul] [li]the Flat Earth society,[/li][li]NAMBLA,[/li][li]PETA,[/li][li]and, finally, Jack Chick Publications.[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/62 "2004-11-08T08:24:52Z")
He should definitely be part of the Church of the SubGenius. I, myself, am authorized to accept donations and will gladly take his money. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/63 "2004-11-08T13:30:15Z")
I’d say he’d be perfect for Evangelicals for Pol Pot. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/64 "2004-11-08T15:46:42Z")
Episcopalentologists for Creationism is currantly suffering a shortage of members, why not them? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/65 "2004-11-08T16:12:35Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > How on earth does someone get two warnings for trolling? IANAMod but I’d say the rules have been relaxed since at least last Tuesday. Things will calm down and we’ll have normalcy again, give it (and them) time. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Llama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@The\_Llama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Llama)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/66 "2004-11-08T17:18:45Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > WHAT!?!?! The Front Of The People Of Judea desrve him! Look, can’t we all work together against our common enemy? ---
**Author:** ![Blackacre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Blackacre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackacre)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/67 "2004-11-08T19:25:51Z")
> [@detop](#): > > I’m undecided about who deserves him the most, however I narrowed it to four choices :[ul] > [li]the Flat Earth society,[/li][li]NAMBLA,[/li][li]PETA,[/li][li]and, finally, Jack Chick Publications.[/li][/ul] Well, I am a registered Democrat if that helps narrow it down? =D Cheers! BA ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/68 "2004-11-08T19:39:08Z")
> [@Blackacre](#): > > Well, I am a registered Democrat if that helps narrow it down? =D > > Cheers! > BA So are Lyndon LaRouche and Fred Phelps. That doesn’t mean the Democrats want any of you. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/69 "2004-11-08T19:41:42Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > So are Lyndon LaRouche and Fred Phelps. That doesn’t mean the Democrats want any of you. Phelps is registered Dem? No shit? Yeeesh. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/70 "2004-11-08T22:47:34Z")
> [@Blackacre](#): > > Well, I am a registered Democrat if that helps narrow it down? =D > > Cheers! > BA So your posts telling dems to ‘suck it’ and saying that they were ‘pulling for’ the insurgents in Iraq are merely self-loathing? ---
**Author:** ![cj\_finn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4bbf92/32.png) [@cj\_finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cj_finn)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/71 "2004-11-08T23:25:27Z")
> [@bizzwire](#): > > since he (and his familiar, **snaggletooth** ) I’ve been wondering if anyone has noticed how often snaggletooth and roseworm show up in blackacre’s threads. Are we getting an entire, bored 1L study group here? Sitting up bored, studying for midterms in October, 2004 . . . Or am I seeing too much here? ---
**Author:** ![Blackacre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Blackacre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackacre)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/72 "2004-11-09T17:56:04Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > So your posts telling dems to ‘suck it’ and saying that they were ‘pulling for’ the insurgents in Iraq are merely self-loathing? Obviously, since we lost the election. =( Cheers! BA ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/73 "2004-11-09T17:58:45Z")
You are making no sense at all, at this point. And the wierd thing is, its an improvement. ---
**Author:** ![Blackacre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Blackacre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackacre)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/74 "2004-11-09T18:15:44Z")
No sense? Ha! I believe the word our little kiwi **Ilsa\_Lund** missed during her joyful slog through her thesaurus looking for words to describe my posts was “ **cynical**.” Surely cynicism is not a dead “art,” as it were, these days. Otherwise, I would have to pit New Zealand’s system of higher education! Cheers! BA ---
**Author:** ![Blackacre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Blackacre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackacre)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/75 "2004-11-09T18:16:51Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > You are making no sense at all, at this point. And the wierd thing is, its an improvement. BTW, is spelled “weird.” Cheers! BA ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/76 "2004-11-09T18:24:40Z")
You can spell. I can think. ---
**Author:** ![Blackacre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Blackacre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackacre)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/77 "2004-11-09T18:31:59Z")
… [think] of unicorns and rainbows? Four-leaf clovers and pretty bows? “Thinking” in your case mate is relative. =D Cheers! BA ---
**Author:** ![Blackacre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Blackacre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackacre)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/78 "2004-11-09T18:36:33Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Let me help! Instructions follow: > > 1. Obtain a standard fragmentation type hand grenade. > > 2. Lubricate with any ordinary lubricant. Toxicity is not a factor. > > 3. Keeping on digit firmly wrapped around the pin, shove grenade up your Nixon. > > 4. Pull pin, await results. > > Upon hearing the news, I will rush to post same, whereupon you will recieve a shower of approval and approbation unlike any you’ve ever known! BTW, thanks for the advice on how to **commit suicide**. I’m sure that took a lot of “thought” on your part. =D Cheers! BA ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/79 "2004-11-09T18:36:43Z")
> [@Blackacre](#): > > No sense? Ha! I believe the word our little kiwi **Ilsa\_Lund** missed during her joyful slog through her thesaurus looking for words to describe my posts was “ **cynical**.” Surely cynicism is not a dead “art,” as it were, these days. Otherwise, I would have to pit New Zealand’s system of higher education! > > Cheers! > BA Had you bothered to spend any time actually reading the SDMB instead of simply dredging the depths of the Pit for attention, you would know that one should use male pronouns when referring to our little Kiwi (and movie fanatic) **Ilsa\_Lund**. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/80 "2004-11-09T18:37:52Z")
> [@Blackacre](#): > > … [think] of unicorns and rainbows? Four-leaf clovers and pretty bows? “Thinking” in your case mate is relative. =D > > Cheers! > BA Cheese is a good thing. I like a nice sharp cheddar. Jarlsberg is ver good with ritz crackers. Easy cheese is good when you have beer munchies. Blue cheese is really good with hot wings. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467.md?page=5)