# Blackacre. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 7, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467 "2004-11-07T05:19:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/101 "2004-11-09T20:06:18Z")
Changed. 3:15 Central. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/102 "2004-11-09T20:09:52Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > If I’m correct in my recollection, only admins can actually ban a poster, not the mods. Perhaps there’s a temporary admin shortage, soon to be remedied. > > A mod has the power to close > A thread that makes folks hold their nose > But admins are the ones > With the really big guns > That can BANg out the troll-slaying blows. I don’t know why you haven’t been given any love for this yet ETF but I’m here to say nice goin’. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/103 "2004-11-09T21:00:24Z")
> [@Blackacre](#): > > Sweet jeebus man, have you never been laid? What a neutered response. =( > > Cheers! > BA Nope. Still not doing the job. Maybe a D+, if I’m feeling generous. Keep trying, though. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/104 "2004-11-09T21:01:26Z")
> [@trandallt](#): > > I don’t know why you haven’t been given any love for this yet ETF but I’m here to say nice goin’. Given the barrage of mash notes and kudos that fall upon **ETF** on any given day, she might not notice. One only has so much time, after all. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/105 "2004-11-09T21:10:36Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Right with ya, **The\_Llama**. I swear, it’s kiddies like this that make me miss the batshit insane trolls of yesteryear. At least they were creative. It’s like he’s not even trying. After he showed such promise in the OPs **Ilsa\_Lund** linked to. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/106 "2004-11-09T21:13:23Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Given the barrage of mash notes and kudos that fall upon **ETF** on any given day, she might not notice. One only has so much time, after all. You also have to remember that she has three sets of ears with legs (four if you count the quick tall one) that keep her busy, too. I only have a life because I generally ignore my furballs (calm down, calm down…there are four other people in the house to spoil them). ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/107 "2004-11-09T21:34:48Z")
Well, actually, if you count everyone, including the two-legged servitor of the herd, I have… mmmmmmm… (takes off shoes) … um, 20 ears and, ah, 38 legs. Aren’t you glad I don’t use my full name on this board? EddyTeddyFreddySophieSylviaSquashPumpkinBenNickLaura Kudos, rose petals, encomia, and all other forms of worship gratefully accepted. Visa, MasterCharge, and PayPal preferred. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/108 "2004-11-09T22:26:40Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Kudos, rose petals, encomia, and all other forms of worship gratefully accepted. Visa, MasterCharge, and PayPal preferred. Got plenty of apples in this neck of the woods. That work? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/109 "2004-11-09T22:45:55Z")
It works for [BenNick!](http://community.webshots.com/photo/735286/128041607qXSSvk) ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/110 "2004-11-09T22:50:46Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Well, actually, if you count everyone, including the two-legged servitor of the herd, I have… mmmmmmm… (takes off shoes) … um, 20 ears and, ah, 38 legs. > > Aren’t you glad I don’t use my full name on this board? > > EddyTeddyFreddySophieSylviaSquashPumpkinBenNickLaura > > Kudos, rose petals, encomia, and all other forms of worship gratefully accepted. Visa, MasterCharge, and PayPal preferred. Dang it, **ETF**! The fact that it’s YOU who owns all those animals keeps me from making a terrific joke. If it were **Blackacre** who had them I could make a comment about The Ass Menagerie and get all kinds of kudoi for it… ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/111 "2004-11-09T23:19:19Z")
Now she’s linking to [nudity.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=285739) ---
**Author:** ![Blackacre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Blackacre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackacre)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/112 "2004-11-09T23:23:10Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Now she’s linking to [nudity.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=285739) Gasp! =D Cheers! BA ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/113 "2004-11-10T00:24:42Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Now she’s linking to [nudity.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=285739) That thread’s been removed. I saw it though, and I’d like to know: why in the Name of God’s Throbbing Prostate is this character still on the boards? Mod’s have said it’s trolling; it breaks rules left and right; it’s just nasty. What the fuck? ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/114 "2004-11-10T00:32:29Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > That thread’s been removed. I saw it though, and I’d like to know: why in the Name of God’s Throbbing Prostate is this character still on the boards? Mod’s have said it’s trolling; it breaks rules left and right; it’s just nasty. What the fuck? Perhaps he´s Cecil´s annoying, heavy cousin?, you know like that oligofrenic charcater in the movie Christmas Holidays with Chevey Chase?. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/115 "2004-11-10T01:56:22Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Dang it, **ETF**! The fact that it’s YOU who owns all those animals keeps me from making a terrific joke. If it were **Blackacre** who had them I could make a comment about The Ass Menagerie and get all kinds of kudoi for it… Hey, I like your joke. 😃 AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 😃 :: wipes tears from eyes :: How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/116 "2004-11-10T03:17:26Z")
**ThisYear’sModel** I’m surprised Blackacre is still around too. The mods really keep everyone in line and I think they are being a bit lenient with this guy. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/117 "2004-11-10T03:37:42Z")
:: struck dumb with horror as the possibility hits her :: Could it be that… No, surely not, and yet… Maybe, finally, **nonpolar** has become a mod? Even an admin? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/118 "2004-11-10T03:51:30Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > :: struck dumb with horror as the possibility hits her :: > > Could it be that… > > No, surely not, and yet… > > Maybe, finally, **nonpolar** has become a mod? Even an admin? > > :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: It’s a simple story, really. **Dex** , **Czar** , and the others were on a three-day bender after the evil one was re-elected. This fine looking fellow clutching a copy of the complete works of Cecil (blessed-be-his-name-forever) strolled into downtown Chicago and volunteered his services. The rest, as they say, is history. ---
**Author:** ![Blackacre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Blackacre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackacre)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/119 "2004-11-10T04:30:13Z")
> [@Ale](#): > > Perhaps he´s Cecil´s annoying, heavy cousin?, you know like that oligofrenic charcater in the movie Christmas Holidays with Chevey Chase?. It’s spelled “character” methinks, mate! =D Cheers! BA P.S. It’s spelled “Chevy” methinks as well, mate! =D ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467/120 "2004-11-10T05:03:12Z")
> [@Blackacre](#): > > It’s spelled “character” methinks, mate! =D > > Cheers! > BA > > P.S. It’s spelled “Chevy” methinks as well, mate! =D Methinks it’s spelled “jackass,” mate. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/blackacre/273467.md?page=7)